Cancer
Often referenced, the diagnosis of this cancer has granted Lottie the use of her favourite excuse
Mesothelioma
Since before she can remember, Lottie hated both the idea of eating, AND actually eating this famous Canadian delicacy
Poutine
Though she detests lying, Lottie will continue to lie right to the face of this French teacher whom she hates with more passion than this teacher loves famous black, French/Congolese rapper GIMS
Mme *shudders* Herfst
Despite Lottie's proud dislike of apple pie, she can be heard regularly referring to this man, famously associated with apples, as one hell of a baddie
Sir Isaac Newton
When Lottie is feeling down, she uses this word to describe her mood.
emo
A common symptom of chemotherapy is the desensitization and loss of taste. This flavour has been Lottie's go-to since she experienced this symptom when in treatment
Cherry/"Red"
Often praised for it's impressive continuity, you could almost always count on finding Lottie's nose buried in this series of graphic novels written by American author Jeff Kinney.
Diary of a Wimpy Kid
In an attempt to ensure this teacher would, as she said, "stay away," Lottie would frequently stalk not only the personal Instagram of, but every family members Instagram in grade 10 math
Mr Adams
As a result of an illogical fear developed during pre-adolescence, Lottie performs this organic ritual upwards of twelve times a day
Going pee pee
Bringing out her inner wizard, Lottie uses this word in exclamation of her success.
Over the course of Lottie's cancer journey she saw nearly every type of doctor available. Name two of these practitioners (excluding oncologist and GP/ER)
Two of: Psychiatrist, Hematologist, Audiologist, Infectious Diseases, Rheumatologist, Orthopedic Surgeon, Surgeon, Cardiologist, Anesthesiologist, or Allergist
Lottie cried tears of joy when this tv show, famous for it's characters "jumping in muddy puddles" came to Treehouse in March of 2011
Peppa Pig
As a result of Lottie's complete inability to add or subtract at an elementary level, this teacher, new to Merivale in 2024 wrote "remember that 164 + 16 = 180" in her yearbook last year
Mr Su <3
i had written 164 + 16 = 200 on the test btw
As a result of an illogical fear developed during pre-adolescence, Lottie performs this ritual upwards of ten times a day.
Going pee
This phrase has been used by Lottie to describe her in her most snazzy outfits AND can be heard used by many of her friends and family members (#influencial).
Mega Sty
This day, now referred to as my "cancerversary" marks Lottie's official date of diagnosis
February 25, 2022
In grade 5 Lottie decided she needed to be "leveled up", she therefore took on this name of traditionally Hebrew origin as a second middle name.
Judith
In her grade 11 year, Lottie asked a certain teacher of hers whether or not she would find success working this position in as specific type of entertainer (teacher's name and job)
Mme Furlong/Ryan; stripper
Joking.... or maybe not, Lottie has claimed many a time that this will be her senior quote.
"There's nothing moister than an oyster"
Lottie uses this phrase, very similar to another commonly used colloquial term, when describing a very rare occurrence.
Once in a purple moon
Lottie had an anaphylactic reaction to this commonly prescribed chemotherapy drug
Cisplatin
Lottie spent many an afternoon searching for this amphibian that can be found in the dense, brilliant, Halifax forest.
Salamanders
Lottie was once wrote "liberal propaganda" on the top of an assignment in this class with this teacher before being asked to erase it, with a warning of "in our current political climate, I would suggest you not write things like this"
Mr Dawson; Chemistry
Like the freak she is, Lottie is able to fall asleep in this location standing up
When Lottie has truly crashed out, this statement describes her more likely, backup career plan
Lowkey finna join a gang