Lou Get's Schooled
Where was Louisa's go-to study spot at Colby?
Third floor Miller Library
This Louisa hear-me-out famously exposes his legs and leaves little to the imagination.
Mel Brooks
According to Posh Spice, nothing is more functional than a little black dress. Lou also believes in this philosophy. Her little black dress has a nickname.
Old Reliable.
This beloved family pet is a new addition to Louisa’s life, although Eleanor claims they have not spent enough quality time together
George
McDonald’s famously had an ad campaign for this saga in which they pitted two mystical figures against each other, adding to the boy crazy phenomenon
Twilight
What club did Louisa join freshman year?
Handbell Ringing
Louisa’s grace and physical prowess are best showcased in this Olympic sports.
ice skating
Sporty Spice always kept up with her fitness. Louisa’s fitness routine was really amped up in high school where she was an active participant in these sports
Track and cross country (extra points for essential fitness)
A beloved reptile by Louisa, this pet was initially intended to belong to all three sisters but his placement at Christmas time caused some confusion
Geico
Eleanor was spellbound by this book turned 8 part movie series when she watched it for the first time with Lou and Hank in their Boston apartment during the summer of ‘22
Harry Potter
What caused Louisa to be the first ambulance transfer of 2017?
A shart attack
5 Forks Are proudly displayed on Louisa and Henry’s favorite blue hats, and is a reference to this indie comedy podcast.
Doughboys
Ginger Spice was all about girl power. Lou embraced girl power at Colby with this position at the Colby Echo
What is the co- Editor in Chief
Despite Louisa’s attempts to forget This guinea pig’s tragic death, the blood falls on her hands
Claire
This author of many of Lou’s favorite satirical novels was printed out and posted in Louisa’s car by a secret fairy (Elaine Goldman) on her birthday senior year— good thing she wasn’t “naked”
David Sedaris
What class required the most study hours of Louisa while at Colby?
Flowers
You might not guess it but our favorite midwesterner is actually a highly qualified practitioner of This aquatic activity.
Sailing
Baby Spice was curious. Just like Baby Spice, Lou could never learn enough at Chautauqua about a certain type of baby animal and was a regular at these chats.
What are bats.
Louisa’s first pet was This majestic black lab— years after his passing Louisa’s friend Dylan found an old remnant of this lab, believing it to be a walnut
Topper
Louisa was “crossing thresholds” in Mr. Rappleye’s English class and harnessing her annotating skills on this Golding novel that explores the psyche of middle school boys
Lord of the Flies
What politician did Louisa interview for her beat on the Colby Echo?
Paul LePage
More of a seltzer or wine girlie, Louisa will on occasion spring for the suds of This variety.
Guinness
Scary Spice was intense, one time Louisa was so scared by an anomaly on Elaine, she was certain Elaine had been replaced by an alien. What caused that reaction?
A Zit on Elaine’s forehead
While not PC in 2026 (and probably not in 2010), Louisa’s carnival goldfish (won at Washu’s 13th Carnival) lived for many years alongside his companion Goldy— what was this fish’s name?
Chang
Famous for his use of footnotes in this essay, David Foster Wallace contemplates a moral dilemma in the New England food scene
Consider the Lobster