riddles
Jokes
Capitals
100

What is yours but mostly used by others

Your name

100

What did one plate say to the other?

Dinner is on me

100

What is the capital of sweden?

Stockholm

200

What goes up but never comes back?

Your age

200

Whats red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint

200
What is the capital of Finland?

Helsingfors

300

If you drop me im sure to crack. but if you smile at me ill smile back. What am i?

A mirror

300

Why did the old man fall into the well?

Because he couldnt see that well
300

What is the capital of Russia?

Moskva

400

Give me a drink and i will die. feed me and ill get bigger. What am i?

A fire

400

Why couldn't the skeleton go to school?

His heart just wasnt in it

400

What is the capital of spain?

Madrid

500

What has rings but no fingers?

A telephone

500

How do young bees get to school?

They take the school buzz

500

What is the capital of Bulgaria?

Sofia

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