"I'll give you a kicked in the balls simulator"
Adi
The Costco Guys rate items on this scale?
BOOM or DOOM!!!
My major and minor
Mechanical Engineering with a minor in Mathematics
Pure water has a pH level around this number
7
"Freign debts, homeless vets, AIDS, crack, Bernie Goetz"
We Didn’t Start the Fire by Billy Joel
"funny you say but I'm naturally just tall"
John
Most productive thing you can do all day
Scroll reels
David and Zachary
8/2(2+2) =
16
"I could hear the chit-chat / Take me to your love shack / Mama's always gotta backtrack"
Everybody Talks by Neon trees
"He was tall and black
It might've been John"
Sylvia
Many believe this YouTube series became the catalyst for brainrot
Skibidi Toilet
Team sports I played as a kid (name all)
Soccer, baseball, and basketball
Most amazing, handsome, funny, talented, athletic, skilled, resourceful, sweet, loving, man on earth
Nathaniel Thomas Born
"Being the way you are is enough / Everyone else in the room can see it / Everyone else but you"
What Makes You Beautiful by One Direction
"And we know how much Brianna likes her homies"
Caroline
Term used when taking a portion of someone's food. (Hint: popular steamer)
Fanum Tax
Best friend from home
Phillip (or Mia)
Everyone knows the chipmunks (Alvin, Simon, and Theodore) but these are the girls in The Chipettes. (Name ONE)
Brittany, Jeanette, or Eleanor
"So what is right / and what is wrong? /Gimme a sign"
What is Love by Haddaway
"who tf opened the door with a twisted tea in their hand"
Finn
February 19, 2025 was one of the saddest days in history when this evildoer killed John Pork
Tim Cheese
I have two exes. What is the name of my first ex.
Lyndsay
Maryland's state flower, as well as a nickname one might call B. Anthony after getting punched in the face.
Black-eyed Susan
"Can't tan pon it long, nah eat no yam, no steam fish, nor green banana / But down in Jamaica, we give it to you hot like a sauna"
Temperature by Sean Paul