Obscure Bylaw Info
According to Section 4.03.00 of the Bylaws, it is this Non-Executive Officer's responsibility to host the New Representative Orientation
Who is the Speaker?
One of two fiery redheads(?), this SG member told the Counsel they would "see them in court"
Who is Alex Richmond?
Who said Government work isn't in style? These three SG Representatives are all involved with modeling
Who are Gianna Borrello, Nadia Sbisa, and Chloe Johnson?
Probably because it is the most important one, this Subcommittee allows for 2 Vice Chairs to be elected
What is the Appointments Subcommittee?
Jackson has definitely got his head in the game, probably because his dad shares a first name with this famous Disney Channel celebrity
Who is Zach?
This Chapter of the Bylaws outlines the procedures for all Committees, Subcomittees, and Task Forces
What is Chapter 6?
These 2 gov members got strikes (separately) for saying they "hate old people"
Who are Jackson Jonker and Antonio Borrello?
This bubbly blonde Elected Rep coaches youth soccer when she's not in gov or with her sorority
Who is Jojo Smith?
Ignoring BAC, this Committee has the largest budget for the W26 term
What is SLC?
According to Next College Student Athletics, this is Jackson's height
What is 6'3?
What is a two-thirds majority?
The secretary's role is sacred...except to this SG member, who took apart the chalkboard because it was "bothering him"
Who is Hayden Rometty?
He swears he doesn't have a thing for feet...but the jury's still out. This SG member has over 35 pairs of shoes
Who is Antonio Borrello?
These 3 (Sub)Committees are required to host training events every term
What are SMRP, TREES, and DAC?
Jackson's sport and position (no not that kind) in highschool
What is soccer & what is goalkeeper?
This single use drink container is the only exception for disposable containers during SG Events, according to the Zero Waste Requirements
What are aluminum cans?
This may be a government, but some of us are more diplomatic than others. Name the top 3 gov members with the most strikes as of 2/5/26 (bonus points if you know how many strikes they have)
Who are:
1. Jimmy (7 strikes)
2. Jibreel (5 strikes)
3. Alan (4 strikes)
This SG member could be the next Logan Paul...if his liminal space exploration channel had more than 57 subscribers...
Who is Noah Jawad?
During election season, this Committee can ask one question of the candidates at the Candidates & Presidential forums, according to the LSA SG bylaws
What is DAC?
The Petoskey News Review reported this score to be Jackson's personal lowest golf round score
What is 75?
This section of the Code of Conduct (often violated by the current Appointments Chair) says that a SG Representative must not "actively injure, harass, threaten, or intimidate another member."
What is 5.04.02?
This Associate Rep yacked at my last SG house party
Who is Conner Casarez?
I don't know if everything's cheaper by the dozen, but this SG member certainly does. This new Elected Rep has 11 siblings.
Who is Manuela Conte?
Not everything is a competition...but this Committee is mentioned the most (14 times) in this school year's Snaps
What is the Health Subcommittee?
As a HS Senior, Jackson won this local $500 scholarship
What is the Scott Batchelor Scholarship?