Math
5 x 5 x 5 x 5 x 5 x 5 x 0
What is 0.
I sent my hearing aids in for repair three weeks ago.
I haven't heard anything since.
A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays for three days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?
His horse is named Friday.
What's the biggest ocean in the world?
What is the Pacific Ocean.
When did World War 1 start?
When is July 28th 1914.
What is the tallest animal in the world?
What is a giraffe.
10 x 10 + 1+ 1 x 2
What is 103.
Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize?
He was outstanding in his field.
A woman was born in 1975 and died in 1975 at the age of 30. How is this possible?
She was born in a hospital room numbered 1975.
What's the smallest country in the world?
What is Vatican City.
When did World War 2 start?
When is Sept 1st 1938.
What is the heaviest animal in the world?
What is a whale.
6 x 5 + 5
What is 35.
What do you call a magic door?
A Labracadabrador.
What kind of lion never roars?
A dandelion.
Who is the tallest U.S president?
Who is Abraham Lincoln.
Whose on the 20 dollar bill?
Who is King Charles III.
What's the smallest animal in the world?
What is the microscopic parasite, Myxozoan.
100 x 5 + 2
What is 502.
How do you make a witch itch?
Take out the W.
A man in a sinking rowboat has no life jacket and sharks circle. How does he survive?
He stops imagining it.
Who was the 38th president of the United States?
Who is Gerald Ford.
Who is the 20th president?
Who is James A. Garfield.
What's the strongest animal in the world?
What is African Bush Elephant.
1000 x 5 x 0 x 5
What is 0.
Why was the frog late for work?
Because is car was TOAD.
This thing all things devours; birds, beasts, trees, flowers... and beats mountains down.
Time.
How do you find one lighter or heavier counterfeit coin among 12 identical coins using a balance scale only three times?
Systematically divide the coins into groups and track the unbalanced scale outcomes across the three weighings.
How old was Alexander the Great when he died?
He was 32.
What's the longest animal name?
What is Parastratiosphecomyia stratiosphecomyioides