Cool Hand Luke
It's Luke's dominant hand
Right
His first foray into musical theater was in 8th grade when he performed this first King George Hamilton song on a cabaret night.
What is You'll Be Back?
The number of posts Luke has on Instagram
0
It's the syndrome Casey successfully identified Abby as having
Down
Jessie! One of Luke's favorite shows becomes the thing Luke's mom tries to avoid. Maybe with some curlers or a blow dryer?
Breaking Bad Hair Day
Luke will be using his hand a lot to write for this intended major of his. No Freudian slips now!
Psychology
This is the name of Luke's highschool a capella group
Eat at Joe's
The number of grades Luke spent at GDS minus two
10 - he's a lifer! (fits the category now)
This friend of Luke's is commonly affectionately called by his father's name
Jake/Shy
The head of GDS becomes a slang corruption of shorty you might use if you were a frat boy ehe he.
Russell Shawty
Luke is happy to lend a hand to a friend after he learned what it really means to be a friend from reading this man's Nicomachean Ethics. This man must've taken a break from teaching Alexander the Great to write it.
Aristotle
Luke played the evil boyfriend in this musical in senior year.
What is Footloose?
The number of twins Luke has eaten
1
This friend of Luke is an English major, but barely speaks it
Abby
A 2008 film Luke saw and Luke's dad likes about an Indian Quiz Show becomes a famous DC aeronautical exhibit, whose name Luke once misheard, where the Columbia command module is preserved.
Slumdog Millionaire and space museum
Luke is too cool. Despite seeing what happened to Louis CK, Kevin Hart, Kevin Spacey, and Colleen Ballinger, Luke has no fear of this
Luke played a cop in a 9th grade GDS production of this musical by Greg Kotis.
Urinetown
The number of letters in the name of the film that the character Luke went for Halloween in 2022 is from
2
She speaks the language of Shostakovich, speaks out against sexual assault, and read a book that she claims gives her insight into the underdeveloped teenage male mind.
Miriam
The game that is sort of a mini version of tennis that is played by Luke and many other Duke students becomes the latest Hunger Games film Luke did not approve of
Pickleballad of songbirds and snakes
Last summer his job was lending a hand to this Non-Profit. Screw the homeless man next to him. Climate change is what matters!
nature conservancy
This director of GDS choir who once lived out of his car was one of Luke's favorite high school teachers.
Who is Jason
The number of Duke friends who have been to his house.
4
Daily Double!
Noah schelton's grandfather walked with Martin Luther King and was ambassador to the UN; He was this man.
Andrew Young
An absurdist 1980 comedy starring Robert Hays and Leslie Nielsen that used to be Luke's favorite film becomes a phrase meaning straightforward.
Airplane and simple