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Phil & B
Did Baileigh say it?
100

What college did the bride go to?

University of Kentucky go cats!!!!

100

What heinous act did the bride used to do with Oreos?

lick all the cream out then put the cookies back in the package. straight to jail.

100

What is the date of the wedding?

April 3rd baby!!!!!

100

Where did Baileigh and Phil meet?

Superbowl party

100

I like that boulder. That’s a nice boulder. 

Nah that’s donkey

200

What is the bride's fave fast food?

Cane's duh

200

Why does Baileigh hate cats?

*allegedly* a cat sat on her face as a baby and tried to suffocate her

200

How many bridesmaids AND groomsmen are there?

7 + 7 = 14

200

What did Phil rate their first date?

8.8 even though it was a 10/10!

200

I’ll kill myself

Yep all the time 

300

What singer has the bride been in love with since 2009?

Justin Biiiiieeeeeebbbberrrrrr

300

What did everyone call the bride's tragic haircut in college?

Lesbian haircut

300

What's the vibe for the wedding?

garden party vibes

300

What’s baileighs least favorite thing about Phil? 

absolutely no eye contact

300

Ugly lesbian drake voldemort

Yep

400

What would the bride’s stripper song be? 

Take me down by Chris Brown

400

What song was played to friend-zone the bride?

FRIENDS

400

What are the colors for the wedding?

Blue, pink, green, white

400

What’s Phil’s least fave thing about Baileigh? 

She’s always late 

400

Peruvia

Yep

500

What is the bride's fave lunch meat?

turkey

500

What’s the weirdest place the bride has peed? 

In a sink in Emma’s ex-boyfriends apartment

500

True or false: it’s a dry wedding

False 

500

What’s Baileigh’s nickname for Phil? 

“My little precious angel”

500

Man you gotta warn someone before you crack one like that. My mouth was open and everything. 

Nah… donkey 

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