"Let there be light."
Who is God?
I led the Israelites out of Egypt.
Who is Moses?
This is the largest state in the U.S. by land area.
What is Alaska?
If this food had a fan club, he would be the president.
What is Yogurt?
Decode the acronym S.L.C.Y.D.
What is Sheldon Lee Copper you Dog?
"Repent, for the kingdom of heaven is at hand."
Who is John the Baptist?
I was the Roman governor who sentenced Jesus to be crucified.
Who is Pontius Pilate?
Which state was the first state?
What is Delaware?
His life mission is to convince just one more person to play this game.
What is Volleyball?
Mason Howard is......
What is Very Disappointed with my actions today?
"Am I a dog, that you come at me with sticks?"
Who is Goliath?
I tested God with a fleece.
Who is Gideon?
This city served as the first capital of the United States under the Constitution.
What is New York City?
According to exactly one very reliable source (your intern), he is this Star Wars character.
Who is Obi Wan Kenobi?
Something we were always looking for.
What is Brisket?
"You whitewashed wall!"
Who is Paul?
I was the first Christian martyr.
Who is Stephen?
America bought this territory for about 4 cents an acre.
What is the Louisiana Purchase?
Only the true fans remember this was the fourth thing he talked about in his intro slideshow.
What is Hiking?
The title of Gunner's one hit song
What is "Why you brain rotting we at church camp?"