Diary of a Mad Black Woman
What does Madea use to burn the man who is paralyzed in a wheelchair?
A cigarette
What did Madea tell Brown that F.U.B.U. stood for on his homemade F.U.B.U. shirt?
Fat, Ugly, Black, and Uncomfortable.
What kind of animal did Madea call Brown when he was on the fence?
A Monkey.
What does Madea often carry in her purse for “protection”?
A Gun.
what was Madea’s crime that sent her to prison?
Speeding and resisting arrest.
Who did Madea say was scared to get off the bus because of her?
Rosa Parks
Which instrument did Madea ask Brown if he could play, and what did she mean by that?
Tambourine because he's gay.
What time did Madea say she'll see the boy after she finished slapping him on the bus?
3 O'clock
What catchphrase is Madea known for?
"Hallelujar!"
Why did Madea go to jail?
Deadly assault
What did Madea tell the woman who threatened to call the police on her?
"Call the po-po! I ain't scared of the po-po!"
What is the name of the club where Madea works?
The "Hickory Street Lounge"
When everyone's singing, Madea starts singing. Finish what she said, "I-I-I-I ______"
"Be strokin'."
What lesson does Madea frequently teach her family members?
Stand up for yourself and take responsibility.
Finish the quote: "I don't know what's wrong with folks, ain't anything wrong with these kids, they just need some love and support and discipline..."
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"...support and discipline."
What did Madea do after she told the woman that half of everything was hers?
Cut everything in half.
What is Madeas brothers name?
Joe
What does Madea tell the woman to throw on her husband if he ever hits her again? And does she do it?
Hot grits, and yes.
What is Madea's full name?
Mabel "Madea" Simmons
Finish this Madea quote: "If somebody wants to walk out of your life, you've got to..."
"...LET THEM GO!"
Does Madea go to jail in this movie?
No
Who is Madeas Nephew?
Brian
What is the name of Madea's great-niece?
Her great-niece's name is Tiffany.
Who plays Madea?
Tyler Perry
Finish this Madea Quote: "I don't know what you blowing at me for..."
"...but keep blowing."