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Dream Jokes
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What lasts 10 to 40 minutes?

A dream

100

What does a tiger have under its fur?

striped skin

100

What happens if you are trapped in the cold weather without a coat?

You freeze.

100

Why was the dream feeling cozy?

It was under a blanket!

100

What kind of dreams do horses have?

Nightmares

200

What color do people dream in?

Color

200

What does an owl not catch prey with?

its teeth

200

What do you call a trick that our eyes play on us?

Optical illusion

200

Whats a magicians favorite dream?

Pulling a rabbit out of a hat.

200

What do you call a daydreaming cow?

Milky way

300

What do we spend one-third of our lifes doing?

Sleeping

300

Where do penquins go to get food for their young?

The sea

300

How do you say goodbye in french?

Au revoir

300

Whats a pilots favorite dream?

Flying high in the sky.

300

Whats a dreams favorite weather?

A starry night.

400

How long do most people sleep?

seven to eight hours

400

How should you approach a wild animal?

Carefully

400

What does a kangeroo have to keep her babies in?

A pouch

400

What do you call a job were you are paid to sleep?

A dream job.

400

What did the sleepwalking grape say?

I'm rasin the roof.

500

What type of people sleep shorter periods?

Old people

500

Wild animals have to offer _____ to their babies.

protection

500

How do you say "see you later" in spanish?

Hasta la vista

500

Why do you put chocolate under your pillow?

To have sweet dreams.

500

What do you call a lot of employees sleeping on the job?

A dream team

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