Sports
Body
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Body Jokes
Weather Jokes
100

A dangerous sport you can do on a mountain.

Rock climbing

100

Why did the foot go to the doctor?

To get heeled!

100

She ___________ soccer very well.

plays

100

Why do eyes make great teachers?

Because they only have one pupil!

100

What did one volcano say to the other volcano?

I lava you!

200

Volleyball played in pool.

Water volleyball

200

The part of the body you wear a watch on.

Wrist
200

I ____ skiing on the weekend.

go

200

What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?

I love every bone in your body!

200

What's the best day to go to the beach?

Sun-day!

300

A sport you can play on the beach.

Beach volleyball

300

When you eat too much, you get a ____ _____.

stomachache
300

____ your parents from Japan?

Are

300

Why didn't the skeleton dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

300

What does a cloud wear under its raincoat?

Thunderwear!

400

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Catch you later!

400

The part of the body your belt goes on.

Waist

400

_____ not very good at badminton.

I'm not

400

Why did the skeleton cross the road?

Because it had to go to the body shop!

400

What does the wind eat?

A wind meal!

500

What's a ghost's favorite position?

Ghoul keeper!

500

The center of your hand also a type of tree.

palm

500

No they ____ free. You have to buy them.

aren't

500

Why did the surgeon put make-up on his brain?

To make up his mind!

500

What's the richest kind of air?

A billionaire!

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