Randomness 
                "Hi my name is Bob.", Who said this?
Bob
What don't you do when some one asks you what your favorite fruit is?
You don't say tomatoes.
What do you do when someone asks you what your favorite vegetable is?
You say donuts.
What is a pig?
A hog.
What is Gatorade made of?
Water and three drops of food coloring.
What strengthens your enamel?
Mouthwash.
What does Chewy dot com ship at supposedly great prices?
Litter, toys, dog food, cat food, and treats.