maff

+

1000

24 + 98

122

2000

580 + 531

1,111

3000

72 + 38 + 94

204

4000

841 + 123 + 617

1,581

5001

X = 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 5 + 6 + 7 + 8 + 9 + 10 + 11  + 12 + 20

X = 98

-

1000

98 - 24

74

2000

580 - 531

49

3000

72 + 38 - 94

16

4000

841 - 123 - 617

101

5001

98 - (12 + (24 - (25 - 6) 

5

x

1000

100 * 28

2800

2000

12 * 13

156

3000

15 * ? = 165

11

4000

1 * (2 * (2 * (2 * (2 * (2 * (2 * (2 * (2 * (2 * (2 * 2

2048

5001

10⁶

1 mil

÷

1000

36 ÷ 4

9

2000

280 ÷ 20

14

3000

196 ÷ 13

13

4000

144 ÷ 3

48

5001

9 cubed 

(BTW I have no idea how you will figure this out) 

729

Logic

1000

What do you put in a toaster?

Bread, not toast

2000

if 1 + 1 = 4 what would 28 + 72 =

28 + 72 = 200

3000

What word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

4000

Which is heavier, 100 pounds of rocks or 100 pounds of feathers?

They both weigh the same — 100 pounds!

5001

An electric train is moving north at 100 mph and a wind is blowing to the west at 10 mph. Which way does the smoke blow?

IT’S AN ELECTRIC TRAIN!!