Malahide Roasts
Fire Funnies
Who is it?
Designated Drivers
Limited Locations
100

As long as your attendance is greater than this firefighter's you know your job is safe

Hind

100

The part of the house that is always saved

The foundation

100

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Matt Shorten

100

This operator will successfully drive the truck anywhere, even a field everyone else thinks is questionable

Joe DeRyck

100
The only thing that puts this department above us is their location on a map (and the muster)

Malahide North

200

Might as well park a truck at their house so they don't use their vehicles on scene

Browns

200

The thing Pikachu said when he met the fire chief

Pikachu

200

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Al Vandenwyngaert

200

Became a cop because he was too disappointed he could never make truck

Shorten

200

Although they have an elegant name, Dylan really does not like this location

Port Bruce Manor

300

This firefighter probably regrets finding their dream home in Malahide and is already looking to trade with Wilkins

Nicole Bogart

300

Where is the one place that a firefighter does not want to work  

From Home

300

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Andy Lamb

300

You are almost guaranteed to see this member's red truck on scene rather than make it to the hall

Ethan Giles

300

This establishment's residents create calls so that they can see Al and Connor strut their stuff in their bunker gear.

Terrace Lodge

400

The Malahide member who definitely borrowed his pants and phone from his daughters

Chief Loewen

400

The type of award given to a firefighter

An extinguished award

400

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Lauren "Leurn" Dekraker

400

The Salmon kids will probably be old enough to drive the UTV before this firefighter

William Harder

400

To get these calls to stop one must simply desire to have a full response with lights and sirens.

Port Bruce Beach Burn Complaints

500

This Firefighter is known in my house as the "Pager Poacher"

Stephen Blankenship

500

Firefighters from this country always make fires worse

Greece

500

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Jake Giesbrecht 
500

Do not call these 4 drivers for a Lakeview Dr call

Clark, Miller, Huse, Cooper

500

Residents neighbouring this establishment petitioned to change the response boundary line so that there would be a better response in an emergency

Cy's

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