This modern celebrity is Malcolm’s successful better-looking brother
Who is Jesse Tyler Ferguson?
Things Malcolm still won't use when he retires
What are Social Media, a Razor or Aggression?
Dirty socks and underwear
What are the only items Malcolm brought to Bob Meier's QBR?
The only person in Canada LESS offensive than Malcolm
Who is Justin Trudeau?
As a result of this, Ciena's stock reached it's highest value in 18 years
What Joe said when Malcolm announced his retirement?
This famous redhead should also retire
Who is Ronald McDonald?
3 letter acronyms that make Malcolm use 4 letter words
What are MDF, KFC, PoP?
It's known to lower heart rate, increase imagination, and extended REM sleep
What is Malcolm’s weekly team call?
This annoying Canadian also overstayed their welcome
Who is Justin Bieber?
The store Malcolm will be shopping at for goodies for New Zealand and other retirement adventures
Patagonia
This is the only person to butcher a joke worse than Malcolm
Who is George W Bush?
Unicorns, Leprechauns, Sasquatch and Space Aliens
What things have been seen more frequently in the Field than Malcolm?
Jason Phipps once remarked it was the largest he had ever seen
What is Malcolm's last enterprise campaign?
Gomen'nasai, Bù hǎo yìsi, lo siento
What are new ways for Malcolm to say ‘sorry’ when he retires?