LINGUISTICS
INGA VAA
CLASSY
FIGHTING FOR OUR LIVES
THE EMAIL
100

What is the name of Malhaar's fan base? 

Marbz

100

What is Malhaar's favorite food? 

Beef 

100

Malhaar said this in reference to the new sweet green (he had never been to sweet green)

A classy joint 

100

Malhaar and Shreya infamously created a Rupi Kaur-esque poet their sophomore year - what was the name of this account? 

Diaspora Daal 

100

Fill in the blank: 

Dear Kriskumar, 

So sorry for sending this to you so late, but just wanted to you know about my health condition since Friday. My mom came to visit (_________) and we went to an Indian restaurant (___________).

(we love that) 

(spoiler alert)

200

What is the word Malhaar wouldn't stop saying freshman year? 

Wig 

200

Is Malhaar Team Conrad or Team Jeremiah? 

Conrad 

200

What is Malhaar's birthday (MM/DD/YEAR) and approximate birth time?

Nov. 1, 2002, 12 PM

200

What does Malhaar call everyone nowadays? 

Babyyyyy

200

Fill in the blank: 

We all got food poisoning from the restaurant (_______________). 

"not the brown on brown crime" 
300

What is the word Malhaar wouldn't stop saying sophomore year? 

Allegedly 

300

How much money did Malhaar accidentally request from Areej instead of paying her?

$300

300

What did Malhaar nickname the TAB friend group of the sophomore class? 

BGB (brown girl brigade)

300

What did Malhaar famously yell at Shreya in regard to her delusionship? 

WHAT DO YOU WANT 

300

Fill in the Blank: (grammar/spelling needed)

Hopefully, I can be functioning by next week! 

________,

Malhaar 

sincerely (lowercase) 

400

What does Malhaar call any kind of conflict or issue? 

Gate 

400

Who would Malhaar choose: Nicki Minaj or Mariah Carey? 

Mariah (we think) 

400

What Taylor Swift album if Malhaar as decided by the TABS?

1989

400

What is Malhaar's favorite type of bird? 

A dodo bird! 

400

Fill in the Blank: 

I called my parents today and I will got see a doctor tmrw (_________________)

#healthcare
500

What is the sentence Malhaar and Rashmi famously (and delusionally) said while they saw two people dealing with a conflict? 

"I think it's going really well." 

500

Whose door did Malhaar knock on with urgent news in the middle of the night? (the news was not urgent)

Sweta and Shriya 

500

Shreya infamously likes to make lists and assign our friends to different things. What kind of flower did she say Malhaar was? 

Chrysanthemum

500
One time, Rashmi did a Hunger Games generator for our friend group. How did Malhaar die during the games? 

Dysentery (infection of the intestines resulting in severe diarrhea with the presence of blood and mucus in the feces)


500

Fill in the Blank: 

As a result, I have had a very bad case of stomach bug, including vomiting, lack of appetite, chills, etc. I would've attended the meeting __________ but I didn't attend any of my ______ today due to _________.

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