Talk Text Typos (pt.2)
"Okay so clearly I think because I’m throwing up and pooping my guts out I have a big"
What is "Okay so clearly I think because I’m throwing up and pooping my guts out I have a bug"
Mama’s true crime detective crush
Who is Joe Kenda?
Sometimes, she switches to reusables to try and combat running out of these
What are no paper towels?
This is the go-to mama meal for a big family dinner
What is Chicken Parm?
This was the first foot ailment, starting us off on a wonderful journey of foot problems
What is a bunion?
“OK I miss Pat so bad they stop posting pictures of her even worse I miss you much more desperately!:
What is "OK I miss Pip so badly, stop posting pictures of her! Even worse I miss you much more desperately"
The host of “On the case with __________”
Who is Paula Zahn?
She cooks in terror of this turning on
What is the sound of the microwave fan?
Birthdays signal this dessert
What is Ice Cream Cake?
What was mom told at first to put on her plantar wart?
What are banana peels?
“Any chance you can stop at Stop & Shop on your way home get bread for a gram and then two heads of fresh flat leaf parsley? That’s with the be”
What is "Any chance you can stop at Stop & Shop on your way home get bread for gram and then two heads of fresh flat leaf parsley? That’s with the herbs"
This channel is the go-to place for all true crime lovers
What is “Investigation Discovery”?
Few things shatter her psyche like this texture on this surface
What is a sticky/ un-windexed island?
You get this one if you’re sick
What is Pastene?
This is the kind of doctor mom has now seen several of, specializing in treatment of feet
What is a podiatrist?
OK seriously just got back from the most beautiful couldn’t ride ever!
What is "OK seriously just got back from the most beautiful canoe ride ever!"
This show focuses not on the criminal aspect of each case, but the scientific and reconstructive aspect of crime
What is “Forensic Files”?
Peep loves it, but mom hates it (KITCHEN-RELATED)
What is making fish?
A newer addition learned from grandma Gina, and one of Chris’ all-time favorites
What are Tubes of Love?
This part of her foot has been injured so many times it sometimes just turns purple after a long day - turns out, it's been broken for months!
What is her pinky toe?
The romantic in me wants you to meet at the gazebo and pledge doer we to each other…
What is “The romantic in me wants you to meet at the gazebo and pledge your love to each other…”
This crime show is just about always set down in the bayou
What is “Swamp Murders”?
She’s a glutton for punishment, and always caves after the third or fourth one of these
What is Gram calling her?
This food is always a lot of work to make, but they always somehow come out in those perfect little spheres - she always remembers just in time that she needs to make one or two of them vegetarian!
What is Arancini?
Mama has had this type of organism injected into her foot multiple times by a podiatrist
What is yeast?