Books on Margie's Shelf
The sequel to this story has been in the news lately. No horsing around in this one unfortunately
What is the Illiad
His name is actually an acronym hinting at his extraterrestrial nature
Who is Alf?
Not to brag but me and marge probably still have a record time at one of these institutions. Didn't even need to ask for a freaking hint
What is an escape room
He said that had he been on the plane, 9/11 "Wouldn't have gone down like that.
Who is Mark Whalberg
The scoring of three goals in a single soccer or hockey game
What is a Hat Trick
Marge swears that this Rick Riordan classic is for teaching only, but I bet she's reading it for fun when no one is watching
What is PErcy Jackson and the lightning theif
She's the controversial author of Verity, which is receiving a movie adaptation in 2026
Who is Colleen Hoover
Technically, I first met marge on this holiday. All she remembered from our meeting was that I couldn't find a bathroom near the chicago river.
What is St Paddies
Restaurant chain that is responsible for maybe me and Margie's biggest fight
What is McDonald
Animated movie about birds that need to save their species I think. Idk it's been a while
What is Rio
This novel, written by Ling Ma is not the inspiration for an Apple TV show, but is still vaguely sci fi. More post-apocalyptic though
What is Severance
Frequent event hosted by bars that can be painful to sit through unless you get a gem like Juice or myself of course
What is an Open Mic
Marge and I were almost done before we started. She was not a fan of my VERY COOL AND ACCURATE costume of a character from this anime
What is Naruto
Acotr/performer known better knowadays for his cringey cameo videos and touching 9/11 memorials
Who is Matthew Morrison
He is the main villain of the Transformers Franchise
This book changes the perspective of a famous Twain-Tale. Heh, sure glad I never had to popcorn-read this title
What is James
First name of every single police officer in the pokemon franchise
Who is Jenny
On our first real trip together, Marge and I went to Summerfest, mostly to see Japanese Breakfast, but we also heard the sweet sounds of this artist, singing songs like 1 thot 2 thot red thot blue thot, Bought the Plug a Present, Cadberry Cream, and 4/20 Newt Gingrich Freestyle
Who is yung gravy
She went to jail for insider trading. Now she makes her money ethically, by selling wine with Snoop Dog
Who is Martha Stewart
What is a Barge
This posthumously published cult-classic, written By John Kennedy O'Toole follows the misadventures of the Lazy, overweight, misanthropic Ignatius J Reily
What is a confederacy of Dunces
Co op airospace military branch of the US and Canadian governments. I mostly know it for their santa tracker.
What is NORAD
This is Marge's favorite threat for me. Why she needs a signature threat, I am not sure, but I am glad that I do not live on elm street
What is killing me in my sleep
Character actress, maybe most famous for her frequent, and often violent, cameos in bojack horseman
The kids in Marge's class love to farm this
What is Aura