Margo
What is Margo's middle name?
Alice
What were the 2 names of the rabbits that Tom and David had and Judith and Barbara?
Whiskers and Blackie
What years were Claire and Brendan born?
2011 and 2014
Why couldn't the sailor learn the alphabet?
Because he always got lost at "C"!
What do you tell the guy who invented zero?
Thanks for nothing.
Where did Margo go to High School?
Scarsdale HS
What was the name of Claire and Brendan's first dog?
Fiona
On what famous holiday was Tom born?
The French Independence Day!
Bastille Day!
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste
I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. What happened to me?
It turns out it was just a Fanta sea.
How much younger was Margo to her sister, Anne?
Five years
What was the name of the Lone Ranger's horse?
Silver
Who was born on the 24th of a month?
Joe! Grampa!
How does the Moon cut his hair?
E-clipse it.
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, what should you do?
You need to let that mango / man-go.
Margo lived in New York, Ohio and Connecticut.
Name all three capitals of these states
Albany, Columbus and Hartford
What was the name of Charlie Brown's dog?
Snoopy
Who was born in 1955?
Barbara
Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
Because he had more cents/ sense !
My dad unfortunately passed away when we couldn't remember his blood type. What were his last words?
(This Joke is for Margo!!!)
His last words to us were, "Be positive!"
What is Margo's prized possession?
Her wonderful, adorable, sweet and devoted FAMILY!!!!!
What was the name of Bart's pet?
Santa's Little Helper
Karen is turning 75 this year. What year was she born?
1950
Why was the math book sad?
It had too many problems!
What kind of kitten works for the Red Cross?
A first-aid kit.