Childhood
What is Maria's favourite 2000s kids show?
Recess
What is Maria's lucky number?
13
What is Maria's favourite food?
Pasta
Which of the following textile arts does Maria NOT practice:
a. Embroidery
b. Crochet
c. Knitting
d. Machine sewing
c. Knitting
Which does Maria identify more with: mommy issues or daddy issues?
Mommy issues
Maria grew up in the suburbs of Vancouver, specifically a ‘heritage town’ known for its thriving 19th century industry of ________.
Fishing / Canning
During university, Maria went through her stoner period. What was her preferred method of consumption?
Pipe
What is Maria's favourite One Direction Album?
a. Up All Night
b. Take Me Home
c. Midnight Memories
d. Four
e. Made in the AM
d. Four
What was Maria's first job?
Softball field concession stand
On a solo trip to italy, Maria was victimized by which bug:
a. Bedbugs
b. Scabies
c. Lice
b. Scabies
What historical hyperfixation did Maria have as a child (two options)?
1. The Titanic
2. Alcatraz Prison
What is Maria's therapist's name?
Maxine <3
What is Maria's favourite thing to complain about?
a. Men
b. Off leash dogs at the park
c. My job
B. Off leash dogs at the park
If Maria didn’t work in media, she would want to work in this industry: ___
Childcare / Education
How many times has Maria failed her driving test?
3
a. Fencing
b. Horseback Riding
c. Archery
a. Fencing
In her adulthood, Maria has developed a fear of ___.
Heights
What musical artist has Maria seen the most times in concert? Bonus +100 pts: How many times?
The 1975 (9 times)
What position does Maria play in softball? (3 options)
Left Field, 2nd base, 3rd base.
During the 'shroomcident' of 2023, what object was Maria convinced should could break with her bare hands?
a rock
Maria was suspended in the ninth grade for doing what?
Skipping class too much :(
What tattoo is Maria planning on getting with her Nana? (hint: flower)
Lavendar
Maria is a picky eater. She doesn't like vegetables that ________.
look like trees
How many episodes of Caillou did Maria write? Bonus +100 for one of the episode titles.
4 episodes
Caillou Clears the Air, Beansprout Blues, A Giant Misunderstanding, The Boastful Buckaroo
Name a public place in Toronto where Maria have cried
many places