Injuries
(Ans with: What was the injury sustained when...?)
(Ans with: What was the injury sustained when...?)
Maria was dropped on her head giving her a large bump*.
What was the injury sustained when Joe and Christi were first time parents caring for their only child?*
*theorized
These are four subscriptions Maria forgets to cancel the most often.
What do Dinnerly, EveryPlate, HelloFresh, and Hallmark channel have in common?
The year Maria graduated High school.
What is the year 2019?
This person will most likely complain about Maria being too bossy or annoying about getting this game started...
Who is Christina Rockey (her mother)?
This birthdate is that of President Zachary Taylor, American Serial Killer Ted Bundy, Actress and Producer Katherine Heigl, and Actress Sarah Hyland.
What is November 24th?
Multiple twisted ankles as a child.
What was the injury sustained when Maria played soccer and/or walked on uneven grass as a kid?
These were Maria's two favorite pets that she has ever had.
What do Isis and Peppermint have in common?
*that cat stayed outside and was only ever a kitten
Maria majored in this through college and some how earned a degree in it.
What is Chemistry?
Maria is most likely to get called this name by her father.
Who is Gaile?
Maria's one billionth second will be on this day.
When is August 2, 2032?
A 3 centimeter laceration on her thumb, closed up with 7 (?) stitches.
What was the injury sustained when she was trying to get the ice out of a frozen bottle?
This plant is said to be this person's favorite grandchild.
What do a lime tree and Joe Rockey have in common?
This is Maria's current area of study as she goes through graduate school.
What is Cosmetic Science?
This person is most likely to sit on Maria's lap.
Who is Judd Muffin?
Nicknamed by Maria, "The Basketball Man," she shares a birthday and an alma mater with him.
Who is Oscar Robertson?
Most recent twisted, swollen, and bruised ankle that was highly inconvenient considering the next day she needed to walk through an airport to get on a plane to Ft. Lauderdale.
What was the injury sustained in Summer 2021 when Maria fell off the sidewalk moving stuff for her parent's yard sale?
These two things led to an ER visit in the middle of midterm exam week in Fall 2020. She almost sliced off her thumb with this using it on that.
What do a kitchen knife and a Dr. Pepper bottle have in common?
The college class she earned a D+ in Fall 2020 and had to retake because it is basically her major. When she retook the class she got a B+.
What is Organic Chemistry II?
Who is most likely to take Maria's suggestions for his next hobby?
Who is Maria's Papap (Dennis Yockey)?
A Florida Man tried to do this on November 24th.
Who tried to break into a car with cops in it?
She stubbed both thumbs and had to wear large braces for three days, one of which happened to be the same day that all of her freshman year teachers decided to make their students take copious amounts of notes.
What was the injury sustained during a volleyball game?
They made Maria... and missed Thanksgiving Y2k.
What to Joe and Christi have in common?
The college class she thought was going to be harder than Organic Chemistry II but she ended up getting an A-.
What is Polymers and Soft Materials Chemistry?
This person is most likely to make Maria sneeze.
Who is Cat Rockey*?
*literally always covered in cat hair
Throughout this man's presidency, he attempted to move Thanksgiving up a week earlier (making him Maria's favorite President) but when 16 states refused to accept this, he signed it into law that Thanksgiving would be the 4th Thursday of November (making him Maria's *almost* least favorite President.
Who is President Franklin D. Roosevelt?