Who is this?
Mario after getting run over by a car
What 2 things combine to make this?
Goomba + Brick
What crime did they commit?
683,827,827,432,583,483,849,485,384,572,816,274,894 counts of animal abuse (stepping on goombas and koopas) and 438,583,483,557,384 counts of tresspassing (entering castles at the end of levels).
Who is this?
Mario in a furry costume, but we don't judge him for what he does in his free time (partly because if he can afford a $2000 fur suit he can afford to mail a $10 pipe bomb)!
What 2 things combine to make this?
A person and a bell for some dumb reason.
What crime did he commit?
Impersonation. What more is there to say-
What is this?
HOW DID THE TURTLE GET WINGS
What 2 things combine to make this?
A fire breathing Yoshi. Who thought this was a good idea? Whoever it was was very correct.
What crime did they commit?
30,000,000 counts of loitering