Emojis: Baby Phrases + Nursery Rhymes
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What is morning sickness?
“A child enters someone else’s home, critiques their food, their furniture, their entire lifestyle, trashes the place, then falls asleep like nothing happened.”
What is Goldilocks and the Three Bears?
The average weight of a newborn
What is 6-9lbs?
Hang a baby upside down from its feet to make it stop crying
What is a myth?
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What is a diaper blowout?
“A young delivery person ignores all safety advice, overshares personal information, and accidentally invites a known predator directly to her grandma’s house.”
What is Little Red Riding Hood?
A baby elephant is called...
What is a calf?
Breastfed babies need a little water sometimes, especially on hot days
What is a myth?
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“Three siblings move out with zero planning skills. Two cut corners. One becomes an overachiever. A home inspector shows up with destructive feedback.”
What is The Three Little Pibs?
A newborn sleeps this many hours a day
What is 14-17 hours?
Putting a baby's shoes on them too early does not cause bowlegs
What is a fact?
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What is 5 Little Monkeys?
Two children and a guest with unlimited imagination creates absolute chaos and basically turns their home into a disaster zone.
What is Cat in the Hat?
This is the most common birth month in the U.S.
What is September?
Babies can consume a drop or two of honey to help prevent allergies and food tolerances
What is a myth?
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What is Hush Little Baby?
“The character keeps delaying bedtime by asking for one more thing… and then one more… and then one more.”
If You give a Mouse a Cookie? (or If you Give a Moose a Muffin? etc.)
Other than the skull, what bone are babies are born without (being fully formed)?
The first color a baby can see is red
What is a Fact?