AMUSEMENT PARK HIGHLIGHTS
JOKE
PUNCHLINES
VACATION
MEMORIES
CELEBRITY COLONOSCOPIES
ASSHOLES I HAVE KNOWN
100
The ride you and Amy went on over and over at Bush Gardens.
What is Apollo's Chariot?
100
One of the most difficult religious sites to find in Barcelona.
What is the Old Synagogue?
200
The first roller coaster Michael ever rode with you.
What is Batman in New England?
300
Michael and Dad went on this ride that started up at 80 mph at DisneyWorld.
What is Aerosmith, the Ride?
300
Stash says to Jake, "He looks kinda mean, you'd better pet him first"
What is the joke about Stash, Jake and the German Shephard?
300
This building in Moscow was gorgeous by day or night.
What is the capital of Moscow?
500
The first WOOD roller coaster your family rode in Six Flaggs Illinois.
What is VIPER?
500
Your face and your ass look Zackeley the same!
What is Zackeley Disease?
500
Twisted my leg so badly that I had to stay at the hotel and miss a day of the vacation when the kids were little.
Where is Disney?
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