Musicals by Minor Characters
Nachum the Beggar, Yenta
What is Fiddler on the Roof?
While visiting this Northeastern city, Aaron and I asked a guy for directions to Fenway Park. Despite repetition, we had no idea what he just said to us, and never did see the Big Green Monster.
What is Boston?
One of dad's favorites:
Thank you for being a friend
Traveled down a road and back again
Your heart is true, you're a pal and a confidant
What is Golden Girls?
This curler girler has affection for a blue Will Smith.
What is Jeanne loves the Genie?
A three-pronged spear, especially as an attribute of Poseidon
What is a trident?
Tommy Djilas, Zaneeta Shinn
What is The Music Man?
I’ve driven almost 1,000,000 miles in 31 years, and have visited all of the cities with a population of more than 1,000,000, except this one. Rocky should ring a bell.
What is Philadelphia?
Now, the world don't move
To the beat of just one drum,
What might be right for you,
May not be right for some
What is Different Strokes?
One of us gets hitched to these low evergreens that in song are “on a hill.”
What is Mary marries Heather?
An imagined state or society in which there is great suffering or injustice, typically one that is totalitarian or post-apocalyptic.
What is a dystopia?
Peter, Pontious Pilate
What is Jesus Christ Superstar?
This state was the last of the lower 48 I visited, where I was struck by how much the locals spoke exactly like their movie counterparts, but no mention of any wood chippers.
What is North Dakota?
I'll be there for you
When the rain starts to pour
I'll be there for you
Like I've been there before
What is Friends?
A pastor sees a doctor for advice about where to relieve himself.
What is Greg asks John where the john is?
A feeling or atmosphere so intense as to seem almost tangible
What is palpable?
Jesus, Jeffery Dahmer
What is The Book of Mormon?
My third trek took me out west for two weeks, where the highlight of my trip was this Utah National Park that I discovered in the World Book Encyclopedia for a 7th grade science project. The awesome experience inspired my son Charlie’s middle name.
What is Bryce Canyon?
Audio Clue
What is Days of Our Lives?
A photographer comments on the latest update of Adobe editing software.
What is Mark gives remarks about Photoshop 2020?
An artistic work in a style that imitates that of another work, artist, or period.
What is pastiche?
Winifred Banks, Bird Woman
What is Mary Poppins?
On my first road trip in May of 1991, I resisted all the billboards counting down the miles to this South Dakota tourist trap, and drove on past to see Mount Rushmore.
What is Wall Drug?
Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin',
Tossed salad and scrambled eggs
Oh My
Mercy
What is Frasier?
Sonny and Cher dedicate a song to one of us, and it's smoking hot!
What is I've Got You Babe, for Rita Babe?
Apparently or purportedly, but perhaps not actually.
What is ostensibly?