corny plane riddles and joke punchlines
You are sitting inside a plane; there is a horse in front of you and a car behind you. Where are you?
inside a plane
how many times will the average person move in their lifetime?
11.7 times (12 is also an acceptable answer)
What is the cost of the worlds most expensive wedding dress?
12.2 Million $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
On average, how many days of sunshine are recorded in Denver
300
What company Did Roger work for right before United?
Two jets take off at the same time. There is only one runways there but no crashes-- it was at the same airport. A plane takes more than 1 minute to take off. How can this happen
they both took off at the same time on different days
What percent of all moves in the US are work related?
40%
8
How many named peaks are visible from Denver?
200
Latino Pilot Association
Finish the punchline: Why is an airline pilot like a football player?
they both want to make great touchdowns
on average how many boxes are used for a move
60
what is the number of weddings that occur in the United states per year
Approximately 2.5 million
Due to Denver's rarified air, golf balls go ___% further
10
What is the sum of the alphabetical order of letters in ROGER
R(18)O(15)G(7)E(5)R(18)= 63
What is the most popular day of the week to move?
friday
Women have worn wedding rings for thousands of years-- when did men begin wearing them?
World War II
In Denver it is illegal to lend what household cleaning item to your neighbor?
vacuum cleaner
Roger represented the LPA at Adelante Young Men's conference in which year?
2018
finish the punchline: what happens to a bad pilot joke?
It never lands
What percent of people in the united state currently live in the state they were born
62%
Who started the white wedding dress trend in the western world?
Queen victoria (during her wedding in 1840 to Prince Albert)
how many coins per day does the Denver Mint Produce
40 million
Approximately how many people in the United States are named Roger
521,177