He wields a blade with so many names, you'll beg for God to stop.

Who is Gorr?

An IQ so high, failed his driving test four times.

Who is Mister Fantastic (Reed Richards)?

No one saw it coming, a spy with Black Widow in her 2019 comic issues.

Who is Sue Storm (Invisible Woman)


He's only red because of his mutant genes.
Who is Devil Dinosaur?

Fly high but stay low! That base health is the lowest out of all the vanguards (not counting puny banner).
Who is Angela?

Prepared for anything, he has pieces of the actual cross in his armor (ready for dracula).
Who is Doom?

A spark, sure! An equation, no. She suffers from Dyscalculia; a learning disability causing difficulty in making arithmetical calculations.

Who is Jubilee?

Joining Doom and defeating an evil Scarlet Witch? All before tea time no less.

Who is Elsa Bloodstone?

Marble at this, the quickest way for her to gain back her power is through a kiss!

Who is White Fox?
Take it all! Including their ult charge.

Who is Rouge?

The owner of this perfect signature:

Who is Ultron?

No amount of healing factor can help him ball.
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Who is Deadpool?

He put his blood sweat and tears into his trumpet career.

Who is Blade?

Hold and he charges, lucky for you it doesn't work on organic matter.

Who is Gambit?

Turn him around in the character select, he is the only one who will not look back at you.
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Who is Daredevil?

No intellegence too rich for her. Previously lovers of Namor, Tony Stark and Cyclops, she describes herself as a sapiosexual.

Who is Emma Frost?

Couldn't keep her hot streak and lost a spelling bee because she couldn't spell her own name.

Who is Magik?

What better job to have than to be el mero mero?!

Who is The Hood?

Honestly, so many forces I feel like nothing.

Who is Jean Grey?

Just land the headshot! Well, don't jinx it...

Who is Black Cat?

The three-time disco champion of lower Manhattan.

Who is Green Goblin (Norman Osborn)?

Set your sights for his newest album, a DJ you shouldn't take your eyes off of.

Who is Cyclops?
