Matanisms
Because his parents were born abroad, he has a tenuous grasp on these languages
What are Dutch and Hebrew?
Matan's hometown
Roslyn, NY
Despite claiming to be environmentally conscious, she works for this company
What is Amazon?
One of the most well-endowed IX J-fiends around
Who is Larkin Bailey?
Nearly arrested on the roof of this structure
What is a parking garage?
Rode a girl-sized version of this mode of transportation in college
What is a skateboard?
This is in the county in which Matan's hometown is located
What is Nassau County?
Got eaten by this Eton alum
Who is Aidan?
Who is Sophia Pia?
Nearly caught in the act blowing chunks in the IX house located at this address
What is 3208 Guildford Ave.?
A song Matan played way too often went -- "you don't practice ______, you don't go no crystal ball"
What is Santeria?
Matan attended Preschool in his hometown with this Hopkins alum
Who is Mikey Weiss?
She majored in this during college
What is Global Environmental Change & Sustainability (GECS)
She was passed as sloppy seconds to our friend from the Far East
Who is Carlota?
Felt an improper hand placed on his knee by this person
Who is Andrew Townson?
Matan would bring this irritating demonstration to any EDM show
What are LED finger gloves?
Matan's friend's dad -- famed NYPD detective Bo Dietl -- starred in a commercial for this fast food chain
What is Arby's?
Her parents stay here during their stays in London
Where is Matan and Liz's apartment...weird
Gave her the D for the first time on LSD
Who is Kira Finkel?
Often narrowly escaped death with his erratic driving in this model vehicle
What is an Audi Golf GTI?
He's known for doing THIS while defecating
What is taking his shirt off?
Earned this title at his hometown high school for protecting gaping wide holes
What is goalkeeper?
Liz's last name -- Stillman -- originates from this profession
What is a fisherman?
One of the first girls Matan made out with in college, Henry went on a teen tour with in 2010
Who is Megan Carney?
Nearly hit in the face during a street brawl by this demonym
What is a Glaswegian?