Word Problems
Arithmetic
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Pinoy Homonyms
Pun in 10 dead
100

Leica is 10 years old now. Her sister, Leilano, is half her age. How old will Leilano be after 15 years?

20 years old.

100

What is 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 5?

15

100

A plane crashed on one of the islands in the middle of the Pacific. Where do they bury the survivors?

They don’t.

100

It’s just a lead.

Lamang lamang

100

Main character wizard na mabuhok mula sa Gryffindor 

Hairy Potter

200

What is the square root of 256?

16
200

What is 2 + 3 + 4 + 5 + 6?

20

200

How  many months have 28 days?

12

200

Maybe it’s a cow?

Baka baka

200

Itlog na magaling

Eggcelent

300
Solve for x:


1 + 3x = x + 2023

1011

300

What is 24 x 26?

624

300

How many pairs of animals did Moses bring in the Ark?

None, it was Noah.

300

Let’s stand up together

Tayo tayo

300

Minsan to lean back, madalas sinusuot sa paa.

Sandal

400

Two numbers have a sum of 10 and a difference of 6. What is the larger number?

8

400

Evaluate:

1/2 + 1/6 + 1/12 + 1/20 

4/5

400

You see a boat filled with people. You look again, but this time you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?

All of them are taken/married.

400

Whistle Seven

Pito pito

400

Sasakyang pandagat na matatagpuan sa first three lyrics ng kantang “Love Story” ni Taylor Swift.

River Boat

500

5 people can eat 5 cupcakes in 5 minutes. How many cupcakes can 10 people eat in 10 minutes?

20 cupcakes

500

What is

1 + 2 + 3 + … + 100?

5050

500

What tastes better than it smells?

Tongue

500
Growing Man

Lalaki lalaki

500

Bakit laging natatakot si 4 (Four)?

Kasi it’s always 2 squared (too scared).

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