multiplication
29 x 3
87
24 + 12
36
12 - 11
1
You are taking your driving test, in front of you there is an old man and a child witch one do you hit?
THE BRAKES :D
What can jump higher than a building?
Anything buildings dont move let alone jump :D
124 x 2
248
35 + 28
63
26-36
-10
what can run but can't walk, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed never sleeps?
A river
A woman has 4 daughters each one of them has a brother how many children does she have?
5 all the daughters have the same brother
351 x 5
1755
123 + 456
579
123 - 456
-333
I am always hungry and will die if not fed, but whatever I touch will soon turn red, what am I?
FIRE
Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you will die. What is it?
Nothing
360
7252 + 226
7278
1234567 - 89
1234478
The person who makes it has no need of it, the person who buys it has no use for it. The person who uses it cant see it or feel it. What is it
A coffin
A rooster laid an egg on top of a roof. Witch way did the egg roll off the roof?
Roosters cant lay eggs
632 x 4
2528
7353 + 1836
9189
1732- 216
1516
There is a one-story house in which everything is yellow, with yellow walls, yellow doors, and yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There arent any-its a one-story house :D
You see a boat filled with people. it does not sink. But when you look back you don't see a single person on the boat. Why?
They where all married