Whose Dissertation?
This person wrote: "On Potentially P-Graphic Degree Sequences and Saturated Graphs"
Who is John Schmitt?
Ancient Greek mathematician who found the volume of the sphere and invented an eponymous screw.
Who is Archimedes?
Lo di hi minus hi di lo over lo lo and there you go
What is the quotient rule?
The integral of a f' is equal to f(b)-f(a).
What is the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus?
The only prime number between 90 and 100.
What is 97?
At an early age, this person penned the riviting narrative, "Diffusion Approximations for Networks of Queues with Multiple Customer Types"
Who is Bill Peterson?
Eighteenth Century prolific Swiss mathematician who was blind for most of his career.
Who is Leonhard Euler?
Cherry pie delicious; Apple pie are too
What are the formulas for circumference and area of a circle?
For an mxn matrix A, the dimension of the row space of A plus the dimension of the nullspace of A equals n.
What is the Fundamental Theorem of Linear Algebra?
The second perfect number.
What is 28?
In between games of bridge in the common room, this person managed to hack out a draft of the controversial tome, "Banded Knots and Simple Branched Covers of the 3-Sphere"
Who is Frank Swenton?
French mathematical prodigy known for his philosophical and religious writings as well as his triangle.
Who is Blaise Pascal?
Under dove is ultra-violet voodoo
What is the integration by parts formula?
Every natural number has a unique prime factorization.
What is the Fundamental Theorem of Arithmetic?
The least integer that is the product of three distinct odd primes.
What is 105?
Royalties are still rolling in for this person based on the best-selling page-turner, "Some Studies of Character Sums over Finite Fields"
Who is Priscilla Bremser
Nineteenth Century German analyst who had an Approximation Theorem and an M-test named after him.
Who is Karl Weierstrass?
Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally
How do you remember the order of operations? (Parenthesis, Exponents, Multiply, Divide, Add, Substract.)
Every non-constant polynomial has at least one complex root.
What is the Fundamental Theorem of Algebra?
The smallest square that is the sum of two smaller nonzero squares.
What is 25?
Too bad for this person that negotiations for the movie rights did come through for "Vectorial Hankel Operators With Toeplitz Weights"
Who is Steve Abbott?
French mathematician of the late 1700's/early 1800's who corresponded with Lagrange and Gauss, whose name is associated with a sequence of primes.
Who is Sophie Germain?
I Value Xylophones Like Cows Dig Milk
What is the order of values for the Roman Numerals I, V, X, L, C, D, M?
Every finite, zero sum, two-person game has an optimal mixed strategy.
What is the Minimax Theorem, or the Fundamental Theorem of Game Theory?
The least integer greater than one that is both a triangular number and a perfect square.
What is 36?