math fails
~hard~ questions
competitions
club lore
meth
100

If admin attempt to cancel one of our math competitions every month, how many years will it take to successfully prevent us from attending?

What is infinity?

100
The date of the Lincoln Math Competition this year.

When is April 6th?

100

This competition's name is a single acronym and it's one of the easiest competitions we do.

What is WSMC?

100

Who is the best math club member (easy)

Bob

100

What is 2?

What is 1+1?

200

If every math club member (let's say we have 30 members) takes the AP Calculus BC exam every year of high school and scores between 3 and 5, inclusive, what is the difference between the max and min total AP score points possible?

What is 240?

200

The total number of distinct math club presidents since the beginning of the club

What is 3?

200

The most popular competition our club does. Happens in late November, and you can qualify for more competitions if you do well.

What is the AMC? (10/12 is okay)

200

Where we teach small children how to do math over Zoom

What is Lincoln Summer Math Tutoring?

200

What purity did Jesse manage to cook for the cartel?


What is 96.2%?

300

If Wilbert has 2048 brain cells and loses half of his brain cells every day from playing Battle Cats, how many days will it take him to have 0 brain cells, assuming he claims to be able to have fractional brain cells?

What is infinity?
300

Name everybody who was once a math club officer this year.

Who are Iris, Andrew, Brian, Daniel, Wilbert, and Grace? And bob

300

10-question competition that takes 2.5 hours. Each question has many parts.

What is Euclid?

300

Fattest guy in the club

Who are either andrew or wilbert?

300

10 + 5(10 + 5(10 + 5))

What is 435?

400

If Brian wants to shove his 1 foot long AoPS V2 textbook into his 0.75 foot long backpack, how fast does he need to shove in his book into his backpack so it fits? Assume neither the backpack nor the book can bend.

What is at relativistic speed?

400

Assume Andrew is a uniform sphere (cuz hes fat). While he eats at subway his radius increases at a rate of 3 centimeters per second. How fast is his volume increasing when he has a radius of 40 cm?

What is 20106.192983 cm^3 per second? (OR 6400pi cm^3 per second)

400

This is a really cool competition with math in the name. We qualified for the second round but didn't go.

What is Math Is Cool?

400
the name of the original club anthem

not like us phonk remix

400

What is the hypothetical Breaking Bad spinoff centered around Huell Babineaux called?

What is Better fuel Huell?

500

If eggs make chickens at a rate of 5 chickens per month and chickens make eggs at a rate of 10 eggs per month, if we start with 1 chicken and 1 egg at the beginning of January, how many chickens will we have by the end of April? Assume no chickens die.

What is 10,356 chickens?

500

The number of people who qualified for AIME this year.

What is 5?

500

the most humbling competition we've ever participated in (so humbling that we only did it once...)

What is the Stanford Math Tournament?

500

When was the War of 1812?

When was 1812?


500

23 - 13  + 43 - 33 + 63 - 53 + ... + 183 - 173

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