One first grader asked another "Do you remember your addition?" The other replied...
What is Sum times?
200
This is what you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by it's diameter.
What is pumpkin pi?
200
This is the formula for the volume of a rectangular prism.
What is LengthxWidthxHeight?
200
The sum of 400+650.
What is 1050?
200
1594-374
What is 1220?
200
This is why the math book was sad.
What is he had too many problems?
300
This is what 0 said to 8.
What is "Nice belt!"?
300
This is how many years it would take to count to one billion, by ones nonstop. (Within 2 years either way accepted)
What is 32?
300
The sum of 765+896
What is 1661?
300
3454-2222
What is 1232?
300
This is what the math teacher said when his parrot went missing.
What is Polygon?
400
A student and teacher had ths conversation:
Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student: "It's 42!"
Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?" The same student said this...
What is It's 24?
400
This is how many zeroes in a googol.
What is 100?
400
The sum of 700+700+55 is...
What is 1450?
400
4561-1369
What is 3192?
400
This is why plants hate math.
What is because of the square roots?
500
A student and teacher had ths conversation:
Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student: "It's 42!"
Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?" The same student said this...
What is it's 24?
500
These are the first 4 digits of Pi.
What is 3.141?
500
The sum of x plus 554 is 1657. X must be this number.
What is 1103?
500
1,000,000-11223
What is 988777?
500
This is what the student use as his excuse for not handing in his math paper.