Stupid Math Jokes
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Vocabulary Definitions
Coordinate Planes
EW!
100
What is I ate some pie.
Translate the square root of -1 times 2 cubed times E(sum sign) times pi.
100
What is a + 75 = 150.
What is 75 added to a number a is 150
100
A problem with a variable that has an equal sign.
What is an Equation?
100
The X-axis.
What is the name of the horizontal axis?
100
What is Channing Tatum
Who started in the first EW! video?
200
Stop touching me
What did the circle say to the tangent line?
200
What is 64 - r = 12.
What is r less than 64 is 12?
200
A problem that doesn't always have an equal sign.
What is an Expression?
200
The Y-axis.
What is name of the vertical axis?
200
What is Harry Styles poster.
In the episode with Will Ferrell what poster did he get from the mall?
300
You sit in the corner.
What do you do when you are cold?
300
Ax75=525 A=7
What is a times 75 equals 525?
300
A type of letter or symbol that represent a number.
What is a Variable?
300
What is 0,0.
What are the coordinates of the center point on a coordinate plane?
300
What is Kelly Tompkins.
In the episode with Micheal Strahan what was his name?
400
Because they have sin and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun.
Why did you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
400
What is 48 - n = 6.
What is the difference between 48 and a number is 6?
400
Math that uses variables to express rules about numbers and operations.
What is Algebra?
400
What is the X-axis.
What is the axis that always comes first when given two coordinate points?
400
What is Turn Down For What by Lil John
In the episode with Seth Rogen and Zack Efron, what was the song they were dancing to?
500
P times I times Z times Z times A. Pizza
Write an expression for the volume of a thick crust pizza with a height of of "a", and radius "z".
500
What is 15 + 7 = t.
There are fifteen apples and seven oranges in a grocery store. Write an equation that could be used to find the total number of apples and oranges (t) in the grocery store.
500
A table that assigns exactly one output value for each input value.
What is a function table?
500
What is the third quadrant.
What is the name of the quadrant that has only negative coordinates?
500
Finte Soy Cinnamen Dolce Cream Frappuccino
In the episode with Seth Rogen what was his Starbucks drink?
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