Get To Know Me
My favorite color?
What is green?
What is Swiss cheese?
Someone who is charming is described as having this
What is rizz?
This is a common nickname that is shorthand for Matthew
What is Matt?
This popular dairy product is one I am quite passionate about
What is cheese?
This is my birth town and state
What is Maplewood, NJ?
Although it is referred to as cheese, this dairy product is considered not real cheese
What is American cheese? (will also take cheez whiz as an answer)
A term used to describe someone who is highly indepdent and better than an alpha
What is a sigma?
This Anglo-American food has grown to become a popular lunchtime sandwich ingredient
What is roast beef?
A form of body decoration that you will typically always see me sporting
What is nail polish?
How many languages am I fluent in?
What is one (or what is English)?
This soft cheese, typically associated with italian food, is the most popular cheese in the world
What is mozzarella?
This internet meme depicts heads coming out of bathroom receptacles
What is skibidi toilet?
This apt pun is a portmanteau of my surname and a style of dish that I often bring to events
What is Dipdino?
This timeless shoe brand is one I wear nearly everyday
What is Converse?
This is my favorite season
What is fall?
Tradtionally, this is what cheese rinds are/were made of (name one)
What is dirt, mold, and/or wax?
A U.S. state famous for housing the weirdest happenstances, typically used in a statement like “Only in ______”
What is Ohio?
Depending on who you ask, this nickname describes my distinctness and ability to be like no other
What is "The difference" or "The Glitch"?
This practice of waste reduction is how I receive most of my wardrobe
What is thrifting (or second-hand shopping)?
Name one of my favorite movies
What is Spider-Man: Into The Spiderverse (or Across the Spiderverse)?
What is I Saw The TV Glow?
What is Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire?
The process of build up of calcium lactate which forms crunchy bits in cheese is called this
What is crystallization?
The viral porcine individual who famously traveled the world but grew in infamy overtime ultimately causing people to advice against answering his phone calls
Who is John Pork?
This nickname is a childish portmanteau of my name that one might dish out as an insult
What is Matt Dandoodoo?
This charming solo female musician was my number one listened artist for the year of 2024
Who is Clairo?