Crime and Punishment
This guy "made off" with a lot of money
Bernie Madoff ($64.8 Billion)
Name the city Matt's office is located in
Elk River
We may use a lot of paper, but we don't except "Johnny's" paper
Cash Money
What city was this Badger born
Madison, Wi
"May" is the month dedicated to these education accounts
529 plans
This homemaker was convicted of insider trading
Martha Stewart
In what "gateway" city is Edward Jones main headquarters?
St. Louis
The type of "currency" Big Foot uses to pay the Lochness Monster
Crypto Currency
What sport did I play in college?
Soccer
Name the account that can't be "joint" for retirement
IRA
This Wolf made his killing on Wall Street
Jordan Belfort ($200 Million)
What year did Matt start working for Edward Jones
2011
We can't open accounts for people in this industry, because its "chronic-ly" being watched by the FEDs, what industry is this
Marijuana
Name that favorite snack I brought today
Chocolate Pretzels
"Riley" might create the account, but I will definitely manage the assets in the account, what kind of account am I
Trust account
This Theranos lady promised a lot with just a drop of blood
Elizabeth Holmes
Edward Jones isn't looking for "short term" "goofy" investors, we are looking for
The long-term serious investors
The clown from "It" favorite type of stocks
Penny Stocks
What college did I go to
Luther College
When it comes to your business plan, how can we reduce your taxes from the collection man
Retirement Plans (401ks, SEP, Simple)
This 2001 company was full of "Energy" before it collapsed under its hidden debts
Enron ($74 Billion)
How many countries has Edward Jones had headquarters in?
3 U.S, Canada, U.K
Frankie Valli and I both agree, if the returns seem so amazing then they must be
Too good to be true
What is the name of my fiancée
ArriAnne
If you leave a job, then there should be no 401k left behind, instead you should
Roll it over