Maura and the Animal Kingdom
The incident that caused Maura to fear birds.
What is a bird getting stuck in her bra?
The response to Jari's "wrap it up".
What is "I am unwrapping"?
The app that Maura depended on for her printed directions. (that she didn't usually follow)
What is Mapquest?
Maura's reaction to Liv bringing scissors to the airport.
What is ditching Liv at the airport security?
The university Maura graduated from with her Masters.
What is Lesley University?
Maura's reason for getting a cat.
What is a mouse ran over her foot and almost dropped baby Maddie?
The phrase Maura exclaims when trying to wrangle together her family members.
What is "Listen! What is happening??"
The person that had to direct Maura home when they were down the street from her house.
Who is Maddie?
The catalyst of Bobby breaking the glass door on Maura's watch.
What is Maura locking Bobby outside?
The 80's band Maura hates.
What is Steely Dan?
The names of the 5 pets Maura has shared with Jari, Maddie, and Liv.
Who is Buster, O'Malley, Gracie, Penny, and Charlie?
Maura's most frequent way to refer to a group of people. (hint: students)
What are "friends"?
Maura ended up in this state while trying to get to Christmas dinner.
What is Rhode Island?
The response Maura gave to her dad when smoke was billowing down the stairs.
What is nothing/I don't know?
Maura's favorite ice cream flavor.
What is peppermint stick?
The insect that caused Maura to pee all over the bathroom.
What is a bee?
The phrase that Maura shares in common with a Golden Bachelor contestant.
What is "zip it"?
The event that Maura was driving to when she had to call Judy for directions. (the call included lots of expletives)
What is an off-Broadway show in Boston?
What Maura fell in causing Kara to pee her pants laughing.
What is a puddle?
Maura's midnight snack before giving up peanut butter.
What is peanut butter and bacon on toast?
Maura is traumatized on a yearly basis because of these pests.
What are flies?
Maura's signature clap.
What is *two claps*?
The reason Maura's GPS no longer is in her possession.
What is stolen from her car in the driveway?
An outburst at this store caused Maura to boycott for years.
What is Walmart?
The school Maura worked at while Liv also attended.
What is Kidoodles?