'HORRID HENRY'
THEME
THEME
This 'Perfect' footballer currently holds the record for most headed goals in Premier League history?
PETER CROUCH
HONJ RYTER
NATIONALITY: English
SENIOR CAREER: 1998 - 2018
JOHN TERRY
80%
England players go out for a meal following their World Cup exit. Jordan Pickford orders a Jacket Potato, Jude Bellingham orders a Jumbo Baguette & Bukayo Saka orders a Beef Sandwich. What did James Trafford order?
A. Loaded Fries
B. Hot Dog
C. Jam Tart
ANSWER: C. JAM TART
REASON: The initials of the players are shared with the initial of the food they order.
A term described for something you don't have to pay for
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An action using your leg
FREE KICK
(FREE + KICK)
✡ 🔙🍖
DAVID BECKHAM
(STAR-OF-DAVID BACK HAM)
This 'Anxious' footballer must've lived up to this nickname for only scoring ONE goal for England? (This name is shortened)
ANDY COLE
DEZEINNI NIDEZA
NATIONALITY: French
SENIOR CAREER: 1989 - 2006
ZINEDINE ZIDANE
60%
Man City & Man United are playing in a fiery derby. During the game, Man United's Bruno Fernandes grabs a brace of assists and scores a hat trick. How many goal contributions did Bruno get in this game?
ANSWER: 5
REASON: He got 2 assists & 3 goals.
The totality of entities, the whole of reality, or everything that exists
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An object used for drinking
WORLD CUP
(WORLD + CUP)
🦁😈 👩🔎
LIONEL MESSI
(Lion Hell Miss See)
This 'Brainy' footballer scored the 90th minute winner in the second Tyne-Wear derby of the 2025-26 Premier League season?
BRIAN BROBBEY
ORIMA MSPEKE
NATIONALITY: Argentine
SENIOR CAREER: 1973 - 1996
MARIO KEMPES
40%
Logically, which player should come next?
> Ivan Toney, Javier Zanetti, Giacinto Facchetti, ___.<
A. Maximilian Mittelstädt
B. Zlatan Ibrahimović
C. Alessandro Costacurta
ANSWER: A. MAXIMILIAN MITTELSTÄDT
REASON: Every time you read a name, an extra letter is added.
(Ivan - 4, Toney, 5, Javier - 6, Zanetti - 7...)
The abbreviated nickname for The Simpson family
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An edge of a polygon
OFFSIDE
(O.F.F + SIDE)
[O.F.F = Our Favourite Family]
😇 💀 👨🔧
ÁNGEL DI MARÍA
(Angel Die Mario)
This 'Stone-Age' footballer was part of South Africa's World Cup squad when they hosted the tournament?
STEVEN PIENAAR
NDORYAM AOPK
NATIONALITY: French
SENIOR CAREER: 1949 - 1967
RAYMOND KOPA
20%
The name of a legendary England player is hidden in this sentence.
> Gladly, all rooms ensures this hotel should only understand this: hotels get anything tremendous everyday. <
ANSWER: GARETH SOUTHGATE
REASON: Take the first letter of each word in the sentence, and put those letters together.
A term to describe a 2D shape
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A part of your body
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The single digit number that is 'unlucky' in Asian territories
FLAT BACK 4
(FLAT + BACK + 4)
💀🥚🟢 👩👦🟥🔛🅰
DIEGO MARADONA
(DIE EGG GO MA RED ON A)
This 'Inky' footballer went on loan to Coventry City, Borussia Dortmund, Burnley & Charlton Athletic during his 2019-2024 spell at Chelsea?
IAN MAATSEN
ISANBAT WISCGRENHETIES
NATIONALITY: German
SENIOR CAREER: 2001 - 2019
BASTIAN SCHWEINSTEIGER
1%
If you take all the letters that are seen at least once in both sets of words & then rejumble them in the correct order, what football term can be spelt out?
> 'PLENTY AS HELL' & 'APPLY EVERY NIGHT' <
ANSWER: PENALTY
REASON: 'PLENTY AS hopE' & 'APPLY EvEry NighT',
PLENTYA / APLYENT = PENALTY
A kitchen appliance you use to cook food
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The liquid used for writing
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Something that you drive
PANENKA
(PAN + INK + CAR)
🐜😜🦵 🦏✅
ANTHONY GORDON
(ANT TONGUE KNEE GORE DONE)