Shrimp Money
The national currency of Great Britain
Pound Sterling
The best TV show of all time
Adventure Time
"How much more engagement would you see if your first-time guests could pull up your connect card or giving page in three seconds, without ever having to type in a URL?"
QR Codes
This leader charges forward as the first thing on my Chinese order
General Tso
In Abby's opinion (and no one else's) this food is overrated
Pizza
The strangely yellow food
Custard
This hot sauce spends up to three years aging in white oak barrels before it is ready to be bottled and eaten
Tabasco
This shrimp can punch with the force of a .22 caliber bullet
Mantis Shrimp
A government psyop that maintains the consistent unwavering demand for food
Expiration Dates
"How do your leaders currently ensure that the deep spiritual insights from Sunday's message are being reinforced in your small groups and social feeds throughout the week?"
Pulpit AI
A powerhouse in the automotive industry
General Motors
Acceptable to be fried, grilled, even microwaved, there's only one wrong way to heat up this all American street food
Hot Dog
Tanner when he has to eat this bright yellow condiment
Flustard
This sensational internet series puts celebrities in the hot seat as they are interviewed by host Sean Evans
Hot Ones
This famous president/general is on the front of the 50 dollar bill
Ulysses S. Grant
Lactose Intolerance
"How much time and money does your team lose when a ministry event changes dates or times after you’ve already sent the Sunday bulletin to the printers?"
Tap
This commanding officer builds appliances for the civilians back home
General Electric
Even though it's traditionally savory, some might consider a layered cake this type of food
Lasagna
What this fluorescent fridge staple did on the shelf when I made a fried bologna sandwich
Lustard
A hot sauce that originated in Winston Salem, NC, although it reps a facade of being from elsewhere
Texas Pete
In Wake Forest, NC, you can enjoy Shrimp Pad Thai at the local Thai restaurant for this amount
$11.95 (I'll accept 12 bucks)
Since I have turned 30, I enjoy watching these outside in the morning while drinking my coffee
Government Drones
"What would it look like for your first-time guests if their very first interaction at your church felt seamless and secure rather than a hurdle to overcome?"
Check-in
Well known for being the first one to wake up and get breakfast prepped for everyone else
General Mills
The king of all crackers
Club Crackers
When I'm putting this vivid condiment on my hot dog and it just keeps coming out of the bottle even though I want it to stop
Filibustard
The hottest pepper in the world currently
Pepper X
The largest monetarily valued bill that has ever been printed in the world
100 quintillion pengő (Hungary, 1946)
Originally "invented" in 2006, this product is a sham that makes a MOCKERY OF THE VERY SHOULDERS IT STANDS ON, LYING TO THE FACE OF CONSUMERS AND TAKING ALL THE CREDIT FOR A PILLAR OF THE INDUSTRY THAT HAD ALREADY EXISTED FOR GENERATIONS
Air Fryer
"How do you determine which types of content are actually helping your people grow throughout the week, versus what they are simply clicking on once and forgetting?"
Trends
This strategic mastermind created a way to financially restore belongings that were lost due to unfortunate circumstances
The General (insurance company)
Also a type of myrtle, this is my favorite breakfast food
Crepe
A large, terrestrial bird living mainly in dry grassland areas and in steppe regions, that would probably taste good with French's
Bustard
The spiciness of a pepper or sauce is rated using this range of measurement
Scoville scale