After awaking from a coma, he finds himself in the zombie apocalypse. His only mission is to find his family and keep them safe.
Andrew Lincoln
Abominable snowman? Not on this planet or in this galaxy far far away.
Wumpa
Its ironic that one her more popular song titles is called "Truth Hurts", when people get upset about having obesity issues.
Lizzo
This was the average age of knights during the crusades
18-21
An Australian icon, he died while snorkeling near Port Douglas.
Steve Irwin
Jet fuel can in fact not melt steel beams.
Bush did 9/11
Say what again? I double dare you to cross this post civil war calvary scout trapped in a cabin during a blizzard.
Samuel Jackson
More humanoid than its ocean dwelling counterpart, this DnD monster literally eats brains.
Mind Flayer
Known for his starring role in "King of Queens", its not mistaken that there truly isn't a better feeling than a warm pizza box on your lap.
Kevin James
Historians generally regard this as the deadliest crusade.
The First Crusade
Bam Margera's best friend who tragically past away in a drunk driving accident.
Ryan Dunn
Legend says playing the bagpipes will lure this lake beast out for a picture you can argue with your friends about.
Loch Ness
This animated character has his sight set on winning the Piston Cup with the support of his new friends.
Owen Wilson
Best not to feed this look-a-like to a 2000s toy after midnight
Gremlins
DAILY DOUBLE
After debuting on SNL with Chris Rock in 1990, this actor was notoriously good friends with David Spade.
At the council of Clermont, this individual initiated the beginning of the Crusades
Pope Urban II
If not for this dumbass 3 year old fell into his cage, this Cincinnati beast was solemnly put down.
Harambe
Being a blind and deaf published writer, I'm starting to think that she actually isn't real either.
Helen Keller
Harrison Ford
You won't have an alien hatching out of your body from these extraterrestrials, but you'll still wish for a quick death if they ever invade your planet.
Tyrannids
This is the only person in U.S. history to serve as the President and Chief Justice.
Howard Taft
Considered quintessential and most distinguished, this knight served 5 different monarchs.
Sir William Marshal
The Halo multiplayer announcer says it best, but this U.S. president was killed by "Headshot" while campaigning.
JFK
Having prolonged exposure to chemicals in aquatic environments disrupts the endocrine system of these amphibians and...
Turning the friggin' frogs GAY
Unbeknownst to those he comes across in his travels this religious preserver must face harsh conditions to save an unsuspecting version of the good lord's book.
Denzel Washington
Often used for spy-craft and surveillance, these small devices are believed to be fake by conspiracy theorists.
Birds
On one episode of an iconic TLC show, one of the stars told her physician she thought she was pregnant because she started craving water.
Thousand pound sisters
In northern Palestine, Saladin’s 30,000-man Muslim force trapped an exhausted, dehydrated Crusader army of 20,000 men, leading to the near-total annihilation of the Christian forces.
Battle of Hattin
DAILY Double
Died doing what he loved doing, he suffered a basilar skull fracture sustained during a last-lap crash at the 2001 Daytona 500
Believed to have been burned alive in his bunker, many believe that he escaped and lived out his days elsewhere
Adolf Hitler escaped WWII