How many times does the word "അല്ലേ" appear in Manichitrathazhu?
Nobody knows.
Which auntie makes the best beef fry in Kerala?
Your friend's aunt.
How many white shirts has Mammootty worn in movies?
Yes.
How many grains of rice are in Kerala right now?
Enough.
Who finished the TV remote battery?
Not me.
What was Mohanlal's 17th spoken word in Narasimham?
Good luck finding it.
Exactly how many curry leaves are in the average sambar?
One less than you expected.
How many slow-motion walks has Mohanlal done?
More than physics allows.
Which crow started cawing first this morning?
Kevin.
What time did your dad actually leave after saying "Let's go"?
45 minutes later.
Which coconut tree in Kerala has produced the most coconuts?
Ask the tree.
Which banana chip was fried first today?
The lucky one.
Which background extra blinked first in CID Moosa?
Frame 2,143... maybe.
What is the name of the oldest coconut in India?
Grandpa Coconut.
How many times has your mum said "ഞാൻ പറഞ്ഞില്ലേ"?
Infinity.
How many mosquitoes are currently in Kochi?
Too many.
How many pappadams break every second in Kerala?
At least one.
What was Jagathy's Wi-Fi password in 1998?
Wi-Fi didn't exist.
How many people have said "Enthada?" today?
Millions.
What is inside the ice cream container in the freezer?
Fish curry.
What did the first Malayali ever complain about?
The weather.
Which hotel serves the world's most average tea?
Every bus stand hotel.
Name every person who has ever said "Chetta..." in a Malayalam movie.
Impossible.
What is the exact weight of Kerala?
Heavier after lunch.
Why is the light still on?
Because you forgot to switch it off.