The cigarette enjoyed by both Donna and her birthday buddy, Monica, in their hayday.
What are Virginia Slims
The petname given to Donna's favorite coworker at Maggie's Organics
Who is Master Tom
Donna committed this faux paw upon newly meeting her soon-to-be husband's parents
What is fall asleep during the Derby due to Mint Julep indulgence
Most recently featured in a musical, this type of companion makes Donna's chin quiver and eyeballs flood
What are dogs
Donna's Catholic Confirmation name
What is Theresa
Donna's favorite and first car, a real emblem of the time
What is a slug bug
This Sharri Ann's woman made every snack look like a gourmet hors d'oeuvre
Who is Charlotte the Enviable Eater
The question Donna stuttere trying to answer while on a treadmill AND public radio
Established circa 1998 due to her eldest daughter's talent and poise, Donna has never NOT cried at this recurring Holiday Performance
What is a marching band in a parade
To avoid public ridicule, Nick Altieri ordered pizza from a competitor Pizza Shop under this last name alias
What is Johnson
This accessory was Donna's claim to hippie-dom and nerdom while attending Morehead
What is a bandana
On a typical work day, Donna would get scolded (probably more than once) for this offense
What is swearing like a trucker
The first physical sign that Donna has 20 minutes before being deadass asleep
What is spastic full body chills
Donna has loved this artist longer than there have been fishes in the ocean
Who is Dan Fogelberg
This childhood friend used a needle to separate her eyelashes after applying mascara
Who is Carolyn Kabasta
A flower child may have attended a concert at this aptly named Ohio Native Venue
What is Blossom
Donna's Egg Casserole recipe was featured in this cookbook
What is Falsoft Cookbook
On a house boat trip, Donna was left stranded by her "best friends" and "husband" in this condition, with this item only
What is naked with Ivory Soap
Donna's tear ducts were exposed to this Christmas Movie's heart warming ending featuring the misunderstood old man neighbor and two evil wet bandits
What is Home Alone
The unique clothing choice made by Donna's Morehead roommates when they sat at the kitchen table for tea in the morning
What is nakedness
The warm beverage Donna would bring to work at Maggie's for her breakfast
What is bone broth
Donna's answer to "What technological product had the highest sales in 2015" during a family trivia game
What is The Clapper
This high school heartthrob peer of KJ's makes Donna look like a compassionate person
Who is Adam Haas
What is the World Series in 1982