Best Halloween Costume
To Dye For
A Theme by Any Other Name
Calendar This!
Famous Sayings
100
This sexy, revealing, zebra's stripes were ALL over the place.
Who was Jeannee Schlumpf as Ms. Zebra Does McGaugh?
100
This teacher often sported purple fingers from using an archaic piece of equipment on loan from the Smithsonian, entitled a "mimeograph" machine.
Who is Virginia Fickes?
100
This teacher's room was alive with Beatrix Potter, again, and again.......
Who is Sally Alvino?
100
Monday- 1 tour, 1 committee meeting Tuesday- 2 tours, 1 staff meeting, 2 committee meetings Wednesday- 3 tours, 1 Math Adoption meeting, 3 committee meetings Thursday- 4 tours, 1 Language Arts Adoption meeting, 1 Math Adoption Meeting Pt. 2, 4 committee meetings Friday- 5 tours, 1 Language Arts Adoption meeting pt. 2, 1 Math Adoptions Meeting, Pt. 3, 1 Science Adoption Meeting, Pt.1, 1 Leader- ship Meeting, and 5 committee meetings.
What is a regular week at McGaugh?
100
This teacher was famous for saying this at the beginning of each year, "Who can help me craptize my room for Open House?
Who is Rich Michaels?
200
This "queenie" didn't wear a crown but a hodgepodge of all things Halloween.
Who was Shirley Owens as the Halloweenie Queenie?
200
This formerly dark haired upper grade beauty developed into a mysterious, bomb shell blonde her last years of teaching.
Who is Mary Kelsey?
200
Loose hamsters, and gerbils, and rabbits, Oh MY! This teacher's class was a veritable mini zoo and an allergy specialist's dream come true. ACHOO!
Who is Linda Renner?
200
This was one student free, food laden, bubbly, event all teachers were excited to finally attend.
What was The End of The Year Breakfast?
200
Much to the teachers dismay, this person said "kinnegarten" and "sec'etary" at meetings.
Who is John Blaydes?
300
She scared " just a little too much" in unrecognizable monstrous garb.
Who was Lois Cohn as AHHHHHH?!
300
In keeping with its ocean theme, this school went from boring beige to seafoam blue.
What is McGaugh School?
300
This artistic person created Museums of splendor worthy of Academy Awards.
Who is Chris Wilson?
300
Several staff members felt chills go up and down their spines when told they had to attend this frosty,social ,event every year.
What is the Ice Cream Social?
300
"What can they do, fire me?", was this person's favorite question.
Who is Cisti Smith?
400
This super hero revealed principal parts
Who was John Blaydes as Superman?
400
This "Peeps" fanatic was delirious with joy when the candy became available in pink and other colors.
Who is Cathy Piper Wischendorff?
400
You could always count on this math expert to have perfect, precise, linear, designs in her classroom. Alas, if only all of her students could perfectly follow suit
Who is Vicki Newman?
400
Aside from instructional duties, teachers had to check their schedules to make sure they weren't late for these popular daily tasks.
What are lunch, recess, and bus duties?
400
In blessed memory of this person who could never quite seem to master the intercom system. She was often heard all over campus exclaiming, " Frank (click, click, click) Martinez (click, click), Frank (click) Martinez, "Frank (click, click) Martinez........ He was always in the office before she could finish what we think was :Frank Martinez, could you please come to the office?
Who was Edith Rubin? We love you Edith, rest in peace.
500
This teacher hated Halloween so much she was always in absentia for the Halloween parade and was dubbed "The Invisible Teacher" by those who participated.
Who is Jean Huston?
500
The heartbreak of gray pubes rendered this teacher a magenta foaming, public, pubic, mess!!!
Who is Mardell Nash ?
500
This yearly fourth grade extravaganza rendered projects so Disney Land worthy, that most questioned if they were truly student made.
What are "Missions Impossible"?
500
This hot, bathroom, calendar had one teacher dub McGaugh a pornographic school.
What is the Hot Fireman Calendar posted in the Ladies Lounge Restroom?
500
This helpful teacher was often heard saying, " I'll give you a neck or shoulder massage, " when teachers were stressed out in the lounge.
Who is Ray Crutcher?
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