A.D.H.D
Why do I get in trouble a lot?
Perception
Why do I wash my hands?
Because if I don't Skylar will turn into a whinny brat
What was the worst thing that ever happened to me in my life?
I got treated rudely by my GIRL FRIEND
What was the worst thing that has ever happened to me at school?
I got treated rudely by my GIRL FRIEND
Who am I?
A kid with a (almost uncontrollable) case of A.D.H.D
Why do I scream a lot?
I want more screen time
Why do I scream at you (mom) so much?
Because our relationship is (clearly) messed up
Why don't I like books?
They hurt my eyes and give me headaches when I read them
Why do I like Las Lomitas school district more than Plumb Mountain 4th grade?
Because Plumb Mountain is not a real (definatly not as good of a school) as Las Lomitas school district
What is A.D.H.D.?
A horrible disorder that does not have ANY upsides
Why do I trust you (mom) more than Dad?
Dad works a lot and I don't see him that much
Why do I get mad when you (mom) go out?
Because you (mom) go out for so long it seems like you (mom) went to the post office in Germany
Why do I not like (basicly) everything we own?
I need something AGE APPROPRIATE
Who are my two (2) least favorite teachers in all the schools I have been too?
Ms. / Mrs. Berta, and Ms. / Mrs. Lampert
Why do I get in trouble a lot?
Because I have A.D.H.D.
Why do I not like this house economy?
It is not A.D.D. compliant
Why do I get annoyed with you (mom) easily?
Because I am having a (the biggest) alergic reaction (anyone has ever had in the history of the world) and I am tired
Why do I not like math?
I suck at it
What is my rating of school?
00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Stars
Why do I do bad at homework?
Because I don't pay attention
Why do I keep asking for screen time?
Because I will "educate" myself
Why do I like being rude?
I don't (Shocker right?)
What is my all time favorite toy?
That electronic board
What is my favorite activity at school?
P.E.
Why do I not get loved?
(mom,) You answer that question