Resume Tea
What skill in Spongebob did I not keep on my resume?
Skateboarding
What overdone tenor song did I sing in New Faces?
Corner of the Sky
These 2 traits in a women have commonly been my “type”
Taken or Gay
How old was I when I lost my virginity
20
Where did I work before moving?
The Keg
How many "Original" shows have I taken part in?
5
Which professor finally followed me on Instagram
Chad
Everybody knows a “Carol” and some mistletoe.
What do I know?
A Turkey
What is the Province my most recent ex studying in?
New Brunswick
What was I called back for when I did Spongebob the first time?
Patrick
How many shows have I kissed someone in?
2
What was the first song I sang in MTP?
Another Hundred People
Due to my build in elementary school, this play-on of my last name is what I was mostly called in grade 6
Breast-on
What is the youngest age gap I dated?
2 years
What did I not do when I went to New York in 2010
See shows
I filmed 3 plays in 3 days. What did I have to do in between each show?
Change my facial hair (shave)
What song did I sing for Spongebob auditions?
Human Stuff - Little Mermaid
Due to my social anxiety, what is a basic human thing I struggle to do?
Literally Anything
How long was my longest relationship?
6 months
What did I almost go to school for instead of Theatre?
Film and Photography
This Sondheim show would have been on my resume but got cancelled due to the pandemic
Sweeny Todd
How much did Chris pay me for Stage Managing?
$500
Body Count?
1.....
In one of the most toxic breakups I had, a friend stole her phone and compared me to which serial killer?
Ted Bundy
When is my birthday?
September 22, 2002