How many first cousins do i have?
2: Nick and Kate
Who were my best friends sophomore year?
Lily, Minnow, Elijah and Jakob
How many people have I dates
4
13, during COVID
Where is my largest scar?
2
Who was my only cishet friend for a long time?
Dayton
Which ex kept burping at family dinner?
Travis
What are the names of the kids i currently work with?
Juliana, Emmett, and Ole
Why was I afraid of swimming for years?
Body issues
Why don’t we talk to my grandpa?
He’s a conservative who thinks we’re stupid
Who were my best friends in middle school?
Malakai, Jesse, Laz and ??
How many families have i worked with?
8
Why am i afraid of men yelling?
my dad!!
How old was i when my grandma died and what did she die from?
8 and appendix cancer that metastasized throughout her body
What is my longest friendship?
EO
Which ex grabbed me by the neck when i wouldn’t stop beatboxing?
Travis
What is my weirdest experience while nannying?
A girl peed on two different carpets in my house/ getting groped
How many surgeries have i had?
3: wisdom teeth, eyelid and toenails
What concert did my mom buy tickets to while she was manic?
Indigo Girls
Which friend did i kiss on the mouth?
Minnow
Which ex was severely malnourished?
Connor
What was the most insane request i got while nannying?
Wipe down all of the groceries they had delivered during COVID
Who admitted to being my first bully?
my dad!!