Meagan Mishaps
This is what Meagan called Dante's "responses" to her questions.
What are "stupid fake Dante answers" (SFDA) ?
Meagan's favorite color.
What is Turquoise?
Dante (and Meagan) struggled to do this at homecoming after pressure from the gods above.
What is slow dancing?
Dante and Meagan first met at these ages.
What is 9 and 10?
Meagan and Dante's first date was here.
What is the Columbus Topiary Park behind the Columbus Metropolitan Library Main Branch?
This was unwillingly attached to Meagan's head.
What is a crown? (at Homecoming)
Dante's favorite author.
Who is "I don't have one"?
Dante said this in an attempt to cheer Meagan up about the state of her body.
What is "I'm into corpses?"
Meagan and Dante competed against a team consisting of Shannon and this person in Duchre.
This first date that Dante (and Meagan, but not really) planned that didn't happen until they were already dating.
What is a trip to the Columbus Museum of Art?
Meagan referenced the degree of Caesar's mass crimes.
What is "barely genocide"?
Meagan's favorite stoic homeboi.
Who is Marcus Aurelius?
Dante was nervous due to this person commenting on his lack of something before homecoming.
Who is Mark?
(a lack of a beanie and a lack of his presence in the front seat of Mark's car)
Who is Rick Magnus?
This RG is where Meagan (and Dante) said "I love you" for the first time.
What is Cincinnati?
Meagan did this on the way to homecoming in the car.
What is almost passing out on Dante's shoulder?
Dante's favorite friend in Fourth grade.
Who is Luke Schaefer?
Dante did this to his first failed gift for Meagan before the Cincinnati RG.
What is bleeding on it?
Dante and Meagan were playing this game when some rando walked up to them and told them that they would "look cute together" and commented on how they were "around the same age".
What is Euchre?
On this day Dante went to his first hockey game with Meagan.
When is October 19?
What did Meagan indirectly accuse Dante of being after he first messaged her?
What is a hacker?
This dumb and highly unnecessary Greek letter is Meagan's least favorite.
What is f-ing sigma?
This friend of Meagan's threatened Dante's life first.
Who is Natalie Noble?
This sport was playing on the TV when Dante and Meagan were cuddling on the couch at the Cinci RG.
What is football?
Dante and Meagan did this using Team Viewer when Meagan was visiting her Gramma over Winter break.
What is watch videos of young Dante and his family mammals?