Post-Holiday Lipids
Getting Comfortable with Palliative Medicine
"The numbers, Mason"
Autoantibodies
Medical Puns from Mason - Continued
100

The minimal dose of atorvastatin that would be indicated for a patient with a 45 y.o. male with Type 2 Diabetes Mellitus with no history of ASCVD and no lipid panel on file. 

What is 20 mg atorvastatin?

100

If your patient on comfort care in the hospital is unable to have relief from a symptom with po medications, they may qualify for this type of facility/care. 

What is inpatient hospice?

100

Generally regarded as the amount of IV fluids, by weight, that you should give a patient you suspect has sepsis. 

What is 30 ml/kg?

100

Anti-gliadin

What is celiac disease?

100

What pressor could save the world from the Matrix?

What is Neo?

200

For a patient with known ASCVD (CAD, CVA, or PAD), generally an LDL-c of less than this number is the initial goal. 

What is LDL-c <70?

200

An initial discussion regarding code status, or any change in code status, requires this type of note at the VA, especially to generate a DNR/DNI order. 

What is a Life-Sustaining Treatment (LST) note?

200

Per KDIGO, the increase in creatinine from baseline that could categorize as an acute kidney injury?

What is 0.3 mg/dL?

200

Anti-Smith

What is Systemic Lupus Erythematosus?

200

What is the rap name of the shape of two strep colonies growing on Gram Stain?

What is Two Chains?

300

This po medication, in combination with ezetimibe, has been shown to lower LDL-c by about 40% in patients with ASCVD who are intolerant to statins. 

What is bempedoic acid?

300

At UAMS especially, you may fill out one of these forms, which is a physician order that allows patients to specify their end-of-life care preferences, including code status and other advanced care planning.

What is a Physician Order for Life-Sustaining Treatment (POLST) form?

300

The expected pCO2, +/-2, of a patient with with metabolic acidosis, with a serum bicarbonate of 14

What is pCO2 = 29?

300

Anti-Ro

What is Sjogren's Syndrome?
300

I used to not be a fan of the former Kentucky Basketball coach, but now that he is the coach for the Razorbacks, I have changed my mind. I have a shirt that says this common pneumonia lab to show my support. 

What is Pro Cal?

400

This medication class would be preferred therapy for a patient on rosuvastatin 40 mg, known ASCVD, and an LDL-c 130.

What is a PCSK9 inhibitor?

400

At the VA, the surrogate decision maker for a veteran with no previous advanced directive who has no spouse, children, or living parents.

What are siblings (all living siblings)?

400

Especially in a patient with chronic inflammation, a Transferrin Saturation below this percentage would be concerning for iron deficiency.

What is Tsat<20%?

400

Anti-centromere

What is limited cutaneous systemic sclerosis?

400

You are either releasing a rap song slamming Dr. House, or the physical exam finding of yellow discoloration of the skin. 

What is John Diss?

500

For patient's with ASCVD and a triglyceride level >150 and a LDL-c <70 on statin therapy, this medication can be added which has been shown to reduce cardiovascular events in this population.

What is icosapent ethyl?

500

Assuming Dr. Harrington's opioid conversions, convert 10 mg po IR morphine to oxycodone, with a 25% reduction for cross tolerance.

What is 7.5 mg oxycodone?

500

Per CPSolvers, the urine osmolality of a urine specimen with a specific gravity of 1.012?

What is 360 mOsm/kg? (30x12)

500

Anti-U1 ribonucleoprotein

What is mixed connective tissue disease?

500

You couldn't hear without this part of your ear.. you also wouldn't have Machu Picchu without it either.

What are the Incas (Incus)?

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