Cardiovascular and Respiratory
I can hear baby's heart through mother's belly with this measurement technique.
What is echo |cardi| o|graphy?
I feel neither the energy for flight or fight after they performed this surgical procedure on me.
Adrenal | ectomy
This tumor appears black.
What is a melan | oma?
At a music festival such as Woodstock in the 70s and the current Burning Man, a hippie may offer a thin tab a film to place directly under your tongue. This word refers to the latter.
What is hypo | gloss | al?
This lubrication is like WD-40, but for joints.
What is synovial fluid?
After nearly getting hit by that semi that changed lanes my heart is beating out of my chest. I've gone _________.
What is tachy | cardic?
FEE FI FO FUM! I smell hyper-secretion of growth hormone.
What is giantism?
The marrow within bones is responsible for this action (one word).
What is erythro | genesis?
Let's stop this vomitting with the use of ________.
What are anti | emetics?
It's either funny, or a long bone in the arm.
WHat is the Humerus
Decades of decadent cheeseburgers have caused hardening and inflammation in this condition.
What is ather | o| sclerosis?
It is an unfortunate day to have lost the ability for movement in 1/2 of me.
What is hemi | paresis?
I would hate for my body to recognize that as an antigen when you place it in my body. Perhaps we should do this procedure first.
What is tissue typing?
Hopefully, you're not awake when they perform this procedure, which includes feeding a flexible tube into a body cavity or organ.
What is catheterization?
This porous disease affects the old-aged, particularly women more than men.
What is osteo | por | osis?
It's hard to speak with this involuntary twitching at the back of my throat.
what is a pharyng |o| spasm?
Who says great leaders to need walk upright? Let the man do his job as long as this inflammation of grey matter doesn't impede cognition.
What is polio | myel | itis?
Inflammation and damage to all connective tissues as well as skin, joints, nervous system, kidneys, and lungs. Perhaps this time it really is, Hugh.
What is Systemic Lupus Erythematosus?
We associate this brace, which allows blood to flow, with the vasculature around heart. However, the same device can be used in the renal system and is called what?
What is a ureteral stint?
My bones hurt. My muscles hurt. I can't stand all this inflammation.
What is osteo | myel | itis?
A condition where the brain suffers temporary interruption of blood flow.
What is a TIA (Transient Ischemic Attack)?
Who is Langerhans? I don't know, but there is a serious growth on this poor pancreas.
What is an insulin | oma?
I should not have made out with that stranger last night. This sore throat, fever, fatigue, and enlarged lymph nodes simply are not worth it.
What is mono | nucle | osis?
I need to urinate BADLY, however I feel more like I have a stomach ache. Perhaps something is blocked. What condition do I have?
What is hydro | nephr| osis?
My joints make more noise than the Tin Man in the Wizard of Oz. The sound is called what?
WHat is crepitis or crepitation?